High wager, ever higher reward

You just wanted a bingo ticket for fucks sake. But no, someone had to use invisible ink to replace your bingo card and now you accidentaly waged your house, a kidney, and the "right to your posteri", weathever that is, on some crazy game you don't even understand the rules of.

It's some bizzare mix of Poker, monopoly, auctions, takeshis castle and dance dance revolution. Basicaly you acuction your money on dice redults to move on the monopoly board and then use the poker cards to buy spaces, unless someone contests it, then you have to defeat them in a challenge.

Also every once in a while someone from the audience pulles out a tarot card and you have to do a little dance for "style points", wich let's you brag that you have the most style points and basicaly nothing else.

The game is about to end, and so far you managed to do three things:

1 Lost all your money on the first round

2 Practiced how you are going to beg for mercy when the game ends

3 Gained the most style points (probably because you accidentaly let your pants fall down a couple times while dancing)

Basicaly, you'r fucked