Shepard enters the VIP room

Shepard entered the VIP room wanting to talk to Miranda. Her eyes widened as she saw Miranda naked over Jack’s lap as Jack spanked her.

Shepard raised her eyebrow and Jack looked up. “Oh, hey, Shep,” Jack said. “Don’t mind us. I was just explaining to Miranda here why she should never ever pull a stunt like that again.”

“That’s okay. I need to talk to Miranda anyways,” Shepard said. “So why don’t you have your session while I talk.”

Jack nodded as Shepard pulled up a chair. Miranda blushed as Shepard sat down while Jack kept spanking her. “Shepard… I’m sorry…” Miranda pleaded. “I should have told you.”

“I helped you a lot Miranda,” Shepard said. “I made sure your sister was safe. I helped get your father. I rescued you in Sanctuary. I helped you get away from Cerberus. I helped you get immunity from being arrested after the council wanted every Cerberus officer put in jail. I did a lot for you Miranda. So imagine my surprise when I learn you were conspiring with my partner at the time.”

“Shepard…”

“I’m talking. Not you,” Shepard said. “I also know you did a lot for me. Saved my life twice literally. I can never forget that. But let me tell you right now. If you EVER do anything like that again, I’ll send this to Oriana.”

Shepard held up a thumb drive. “W-what is that?”

“Do you remember those drunk dances you did at the party? You know the ones where you stripped your clothes off and danced naked? Yeah… Liara had a handy dandy copy on her terminal. I decided to keep it. I have a lot more than just this. So you best remember that the next time you even think about going behind my back,” Shepard said. “Got it?”

“Yes, Commander,” Miranda said.

“Good,” Shepard said as she stood up. “Oh and Jack?”

“Yes, Shepard?” Jack asked.

“That butt better be bright red and bruised before she’s let up,” Shepard said.

“Yes, Commander,” Jack said as Shepard left the room.

Shepard made her way back towards the Normandy wondering what she was going to do now.