Ariel, The Little Mermaid

There's something to be said for first loves, and long before you knew what it was you liked in a woman, a certain blue eyed red haired Disney princess made you feel things you diddn't understand at the time. That impossibly happy smile, that somewhat innocent, somewhat naughty expression, that absolutely smoking hot body. If you're going to try being a girl for a little while, why not go immediately for your perfect Ideal right?

"I wish I turned into Princess Ariel, right after she became a human" You remember to add not wanting to be stuck in a mermaid form here in a parking lot.

You feel the collar envelop your entire body in magic as you shrink and change to match the wish you just made, Just like in the movie you're female, beautiful and almost nude.

"..........."you say trying to sound out "So far so good" but apparently something went wrong.

"........." your voice fails the next test, apparently you had forgotten about her trading her voice for her human form in the movie.

You try to wish yourself back but your voice fails to articulate this as well, you reach for the collar attempting to remove it from yourself but your hands fail to move to do so. Perhaps this wasn't the smartest idea after all.