Poor little Lauren...

"I can't believe it!" Vanessa whispered into Lauren's ear as she dragged him down the beach. "Everyone saw you totally naked and they STILL think you're a boy!"

It was true. Except for that damn piece of seaweed that had hidden her womanhood, every single inch of her bare flesh had been exposed and they all STILL thought she was a boy! What did that say about her, what kind of 20 year old woman gets mistaken for a boy when she's naked!

Besides this shame, Lauren also felt strangely humiliated that everyone thought she was a boy with a tiny dick. How insane was that?! What kind of adult woman is embarrassed of her small dick?! She was probably the only person ever who'd been in this position!

Lauren looked around. Her sister was leading her back to the car, but there were some figures walking down the beach in the way. OH NO... Lauren's stomach sank. It was Mike and Ashley! Mike was the hottest guy in Lauren's grade. Ashley was Lauren's greatest rival. They'd competed over Mike for years, and Ashley had finally won out, making Lauren hate her all the more. Oh god, her crush and her rival were about to see her naked in whitey tighties!