Slow and steady.

You began to get out of the trapdoor slowly as to not scare him. But just as soon you got up the ground creaked alerting the goblin to your attack. He turned around revealing hun currently jacking off. He reached his climax as soon as he turned around unfortunately shooting you in the face with a hot, white creamy load.

It took you off your guard causing you to fall back down the trapdoor destroying the stairs. Thankfully your armor took most of the blows saving you from an embarrassing demise. You landed on the ground blacking out from the fall.