N3varth is in trouble

"David, something's really wrong," says Kristi.

You look from Kristi to Kirsti and you can see that they're worried in addition to being hot and barely dressed. You bulge your eyes wide and nod slowly in agreement.

"You already know?" Kristi shakes her head, confused.

You start to grin and slowly turn your hands in and point your index fingers at your dick, which rises to the occasion. The fact that your dick isn't being sucked right now doesn't actually seem to be what's worrying them. In fact, both Kristi and Kirsti look disappointed. Kristi bites her lip. Kirsti adjusts her top.

"Do you need one of us to suck you off while the other one explains?"

Beth from 6B jumps in, huge tits swinging into place in front of her. "I got this."

"You just finished sucking him off like two seconds ago," says Kirsti, like she's almost offended.

"Yeah, isn't it great?" says Beth, the last words landing as hot breath on your raging boner. Then she slurps you up and steals most of your brainpower to devote to experiencing joy. The rest of your brainpower, which was briefly occupied with finding a blowjob, is now free to listen to a pretty woman explain some crap.

"So, Kirsti here isn't from Nevarth at all, David. She's not even from the BJU."

"Yeah, she's from the Fake Tits U, I know." Kirsti smiles at that, maybe for the first time since you met her. Then she cups and massages her big fake tits while grinning at you. They're nice, big, round titties. Bigger than Kristi's, but nowhere near as big as Beth's.

"Okay, so you know how I met you while I was working at the welcome desk? Well, when you... um... when I left my post in the welcome office, the BJU was supposed to replace me, like automatically."

You are pretty busy, getting your dick sucked while trying to follow an absurd plot thread, especially while Kristi's pretty lips keep moving, so when a posse of buxom angels glides into the lobby and hovers around, it occurs to exactly nobody in the room that you didn't call them.

"Okay, so it seems like Kirsti is here to work at the desk, only she didn't know she was replacing me. And here's the other thing. She doesn't even suck dicks."

"Sure she does. She's a pretty good cock-sucker actually!"

Kirsti speaks for herself, "Okay so yeah, to welcome new guys to the FTU, I'll do whatever they want, but I'm really here for my knockers, ya know?"

"No. I don't. Everyone in the BJU is here for dick sucking, for my dick. My dick! Suckin' it!" you point at it, through Beth's beautiful head.

"Yeah, okay David, that's the problem though isn't it?" Kristi argues. "Look at her. She's not like me or Beth. She doesn't even really want to suck it."

"Damnit Kristi don't you get it? My heaven isn't just supposed to be some grotto of beautiful Beths to lovingly slurp my cock and make food or whatever. It's a messy place where I can grab a lady in a really weird sandwich place and fuck her face as rough as I want, and blast my jizz in her hair even if she doesn't want it." The example got weird. They're staring at you. "Hypoetically speaking, ya know."

They're still staring at you. Beth hums an inquisitive "mmmm?" into your dick and looks up at you with her big, heavily shadowed, brown eyes. The silent staring is getting uncomfortable now. Your dick feels cold in Beth's mouth.

Kirsti sighs and explains, swinging her titties left to right, "David, when you facefuck Kristi here so hard she passes out while she's just trying to do her job, it's already that. Even though these women want to suck your dick, you still take it too far for most of them."

"MMMMMMM" moans Beth, swivelling her head grandiosely around on your dick, her dark silky hair sweeping against your naked legs.

You don't get it and you're not gonna get it! Not if it gets in the way of this blowjob.

SSSSSSSSLLLLLLRRRRRRPP! Beth pops off your cock and says, "I get it." She licks your cock like a lollypop and says, "I get it cuz I do want it." She slurps just the head and puckers her lips with a smooch coming off. "I want this dick in my mouth, and I want to make David cum. I'm supposed to be here." She sticks her tongue as far out as possible and slides it up the side of your shaft to the top where she cleans up a little precum spilling out and she says, "here in the BJU, and if I were in the Bouncing Boobs Universe right now, and some guy was jiggling my tits instead of David shoving this fuckin dick in my face I'd be pissed." She takes a deep breath in and deepthroats your meat.

Kristi tries one last time. "Look, David, if you trust me, and I think you do, you'll just believe me, and take us all back up to the office now to check the schedule roster."

"Can we fly there?"

"We have to fly there. The BJU angels will only fly someone there who is going to work a shift. Or I guess if you tell them too. That's why we need you."

"Fine let's go."

There's already a posse of angels in the room. At your slightest thought, they swoop you all up and fly you directly to the welcome office where you first facefucked Kristi multiple times before screwing up your own afterlife's initialization not long ago, or possibly very long ago.