Town of Misfits

“Have a nice stay at a town in Anarchy!!” Said Vaati as wind picked up swiped the Links all away….

“Now then….. I shall return to the palace as it grows to the heavens, you coming Shadow?” Asked Vaati

“Nah….. actually…. I wanna have a little more fun with those 4 musketeers for a little while!” Said Shadow Link as she dissipated into a cloud of smoke….

The Links woke up as they found themselves in a weird town of some sorts…

“Where are we?” Asked Link

“Who cares, you heard them, we’ve got to get to their sky palace somehow!!” Said Red

They looked around as they saw some women going topless…..

“Weird…. Why are all the women here topless?” Thought Purple.

“Hey look…..!” Said Blue as he pointed to a porn mag shop…

“What….. No…. We’re not going in there!!” Said Link

“Why not?!”

“Cause….. we’ve got a child with us and besides….. I’ll let you go in there, but only if you snag me some one with hood sex in them!” Said Purple as Link looked at them both appalled

“Wow….. Am I really this dirty?!” Thought Link confused as to where he went so wrong with those two as Blue went inside as Red, Green, and, Purple sat on a bench…