Things got outta of hand

Malon woke up to find herself in the wagon in the middle of Hyrule Field….

“Huh…. Where am I…. And why does my cunt feel….. weird?” Said Malon

Meanwhile our heroes walked into the castle as they looked around to see the place deserted…

“Dang…. Look at this whole place!” Said Link as Blue, Red, and Purple looked around the castle as suddenly a bunch of knight armor came walking in…

“Hey isn’t that the royal guard?” Said Red

“Wait…. Something doesn’t feel right about this!” Said Purple as he then Red ran towards them…

“No Red don’t, it’s a—“ Said Link as suddenly they swung at them as they found themselves cornered…

“Cmon here you tin heads!!” Said Blue as he slashed the metal armor only for it to make him bounce back…

“Shit….. we can’t even hurt these things!” Said Link

The armored clones began to move as Shadow Link came outta of the ground…

“Sorry boys……. Things got outta of hand…!” Said Shadow Link smiling evilly…

“You again…… you shall not defeat us you ghostly gas!!” Said Link as a strong wind current picked up as Vaati appeared from wind…

“Hello chosen ones!” Said Vaati

“Oh god…. This bitch again!?” Asked Blue surprised

“So you two are working together!” Said Link

“Well no shit…. They make such a great couple!” Said Purple

“Enough….. We have taken your little mages and your precious princess Zelda as well….. and if you ever want to see them again!” Said Vaati as Shadow Link butted in…

“Then come to the Palace of the Winds!” Said Shadow Link

“Hey…. I was going to say that….!”

“Oops my bad….. hahaha!”

“Grr…. Anyways as for you four….. you have no hope of stopping us….. so to instill that knowledge into your heads…..!”

1.) Blew them away to a cursed town…

2.) Purple through his smart thinking throws his shield at one of the armored clones head as they use the chance to run away…