Motivations…

“Sigh….. I hope Zelda’s safe right now!” Said Link.

“Hush Greenie…. Can’t you see I’m busy watching the appetizers play!” Said Purple pointing to a bunch of topless teenaged girls playing and having fun….

“Arghh, can’t you and Blue ever stop thinking of them as objects, they’re more to them, then just their bodies!!”

“Pft….. If that’s the case then you’d think they wouldn’t be enjoying such a good time so much now, would they?” Asked Purple

“Ohh that’s it….. you insidious imp!!” Said Link

“What do you think you’re doing now, you Green Goon!!?”

“I’m not letting you—“

Link and Purple fought as Red stared at the women as he looked at how much fun they were having together….

Some of the women looked back at him and smiled and waved back at him as Red blushed a little and waved back….

He then looked to see Link and Purple fighting each other as Red sighed a little as he then stared at the ground…

Blue came out angry as Purple and Link stopped fighting each other….

“Unbelievable, Inconceivable, Unecomperhencive!!!!” Said Blue

“You okay Blue, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’ve been cock blocked!”

“YOURE DAMN RIGHT IVE BEEN COCK BLOCKED!!!”

“Go on…. Shed some light on this for us!”

“All those mags in there all have the girls and men….. fucking each other….. WHILE THEIR STILL WEARING PANTS OVER THIER WASITS!!” Said Blue dumbfounded…

“Oh gasp, the horror….. surely it can’t be that bad?” Asked Purple

“They even wear shoes!”

………

“……. Bitch Gotta go!!” Said Purple as he grabbed his sword in an attempt to destroy the place….

1.) Link stops them

2.) They burn the place to the ground as an angry mob chases them out…

3.) Red walks away from the whole argument as he goes to hang out with the cute teenaged ladies…