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"Oh, I almost forgot," said Teddy. "Make sure you always wear more makeup than your sisters. If you see one of your sisters wearing makeup in person or on social media, you must put on more. Only wear the brightest shades of red lipstick."

"They'll be so jealous!" said Khloe.

"Yes, and another way to keep your butt in great shape is to insert a string of anal beads every night, and when you wake up, the only way to clean them is to suck them clean. That's the most sterile way to clean them."

"Yeesh, but OK.'

Teddy continued. "If you find out one of your sisters is donating a percentage of her income to charity, you must top it by at least five percent, so if Kim is donating forty percent of her income to charity, you must donate forty five percent. Always be more charitable."

"Can do!"

"I'm going to help you out. I'm going to give your sisters terrible advice, but they'll think it's great, so if you see them do anything you think is embarrassing or even humiliating, and they think it's normal, just egg them on."

Teddy excused her, and the next up was Kourtney.

After Teddy gave Kourtney the spiel about her sisters being jealous, giving them bad advice, and people being "haters" by saying acting on Teddy's advice being wrong, and being more charitable, Teddy went to work.

"Kourtney, you are the only one of your sisters who can pull off this look: shave all the hair off of your body except your pubic hair and arm pits, leave no hair on your head, and shave your eyebrows off. Your sisters will be so jealous because they will see that you are the only one sexy and sophisticated enough to pull off a clean shaven head and no eyebrows. They'll be jealous, and you'll be sexy and sophisticated. Also, to show off you are sexy with a full bush down below, wear only very tight bikinis or swimsuits after your bush comes in."