Dee walks out of the alley

Dee poked her head across the alley and saw the streets were already full of people.

"Screw this, I don’t care, I can’t let those jerks win! Not this time!" Dee said bravely to herself

She grabbed some trash can lids and covered her front and back with them, and walked out of the alley and into the crowded streets.

Everyone stared at the half naked woman in shock and confusion, mothers covering their childrens eyes, men whistling, women giving Dee judging looks, but Dee told herself that she didn’t care. She just kept on walking as fast as she could.

"What are you looking at? Huh?! Get outta my way!”

Dee yelled at the onlookers with at much confidence as she could, but inside she was horribly embarrassed! Here she was, walking down the streets of Philadelphia, wearing nothing but a small dirty shirt and two trash can lids covering her butt and vagina.

Dee continued on her way until she noticed an open manhole, she remembered the time Charlie told her he would walk around the sewers to get places faster. Dee shifted over and careful climbed down the ladder into the sewers, throwing the trash can lids back up into the streets once she made it in. Somehow she thought covering her bare body with dirty things was a little worse than being completely naked.

As Dee looked around the sewers she tried to make sense of where she should be headed, but then accidentally got the end of her shirt caught in a corner.

"God damn it!" She screamed out loud as she tugged too hard and the shirt had ripped basically in two.

"Screw this! Good for nothing waitress and her lousy shirt!" Dee ranted and removed the shirt as she continued on her way, hands covering her body despite no one being around.

Every now and then she would peek her head out of the manholes and saw that she was actually getting pretty close to her apartment, she was only two blocks away! Soon she’d arrive, kick those jerks out of her home, take a shower and leave this whole mess behind her. When suddenly, Dee heard a mess coming up from behind her. A huge wave of dirty sewer water was rapidly headed towards her!

”Oh fu-” was all Dee could spit out before the wave carried her off and quickly washed Dee away, way past the turn she was supposed to take to arrive home. The wave carried Dee off until it arrived and it’s final destination, dropping all the water and the naked blonde inside it at the end of the river, where a tour boat full of tourist witnessed the site of a dirty nude woman wash into the water in front of them.

"Why?!" Dee screamed into the sky, she was now half way across town when she has been so close to her house!