Shorts down!

Lauren stood, wearing nothing but THE least flattering of underwear! She was wearing whitey tighties and nothing else on a public beach. Lauren froze, face a distorted expression of shock and mortification. Meanwhile all of Vanessa's friends burst out laughing.

"Oh my god, he wears whitey tighties!" Debbie giggled.

"What a dork!" Laughed Monica.

"Look at his little bulge!" Betty pointed out.

"He's so tiny! It's hilarious!"

Lauren looked down. She'd forgotten: Vanessa had shoved a small sock in the front of her whitey tighties, creating the illusion of a minuscule manhood on her front. Lauren blushed even more, and switched her hands over from her chest to her crotch. As strange as it was, she found herself embarrassed of the little penis she didn't even have! Her sister had flipped her world upside down.

"Aw, he's shy!" Laughed MOnica.

"It's okay buddy, it'll grow someday." Debbide condescended.

"What are you doing?!" Lauren asked Vanessa.

"Oh Larry, you can't swim with your undies on." Vanessa pointed out.