Two birds: one stone

Jay sent Alicia to await his dad. Then he laid in wait for Ellen.

Ellen showed up, and Jay let her in. She made herself at home and glanced out into the backyard. "I take it Alicia will be down soon?"

Jay zapped her with the #2 setting on the gun. "Ms. McDaniels, do you know what a gullible horny nympho is?"

"Uh, yeah, why did you bring that up?"

"Because a gullible horny nympho is a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman."

"I know that."

"Are you a gullible horny nympho?"

"Of course," said Ellen as she put her hands on her hips. "What are you implying?"

"Many of your friends don't think you are, but you can prove them wrong going to a college bar and telling the college frat boys and jocks what a gullible horny nympho you are."

"Hmph!" snorted Ellen. "I'll show them. I'm the biggest gullible, horny nympho in town."

"Better go right now. I'll tell Alicia you have more important things to do that waste time with her."

"Great!"

Ellen left.

Jay decided not to wait for his dad to come home but instead went to The Daily Planet to track down Cat Grant. He walked into the lobby and saw her getting off the elevator. "Ugh, forgot my phone!" he heard her say.

Before she could get back onto the elevator, Jay zapped her with the ray gun.