Sit down and wait for her.

Patience Young Kitten…

You decided to be patient, and went to the couch to wait for her... Then grew impatient and went to check the fridge. To your surprise she was really right about the tuna! There were like 20 cans inside there! As well as fresh bass, carp, flounder, salmon, mackerel and much more! It smelled terrible, but you could see that she REALLY loves fish... Yeah, let's just sit back and wait... she'll arrive at any moment now

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"HANYAA!"

She screams from behind the couch, trying to startle you, as she jumps over and sits down

"Nyehehehe! Gotcha! I have decided nya! Let's... let us play a game! Nyehehe!"

The demonic grin was visible on her face

"It's rock paper scissors, but you will use a blindfold, and every time you fail, nya will make you sniff my stinky booty contents!"