Assign and Input

John explained more functions to Taylor.

Taylor walked up to Megan got her attention and hit the Assign button before saying "Submissive anal nympho." She then hit the Input button: "Megan, you will believe anything Taylor Swift and her friend says without question. You think I'm the prettiest, smartest, most talented woman in music, and you'll believe this always."

Taylor snapped Megan out of her trance.

"Oh my god! Taylor Swift!" gushed Megan. "I'm such a huge fan! I can't believe I'm finally meeting you."

"Sure thing, Megan," said Taylor. "Why don't you take my friend and me to lunch."

"Oh, I'd be honored."

Later they were at a swanky cafe.

"Megan," said John. "Taylor and I both know you're obsessed with anal sex."

Megan was shocked but could not deny it.

"Yes," said Taylor, "you should really write songs about how much you love anal."

"That's a great idea!"

"Yes, and you should have a different guy fuck you up the ass every day for a month," said John.

"But have him paddle that huge ass of yours first, and write songs about how much you love to have you ass paddled."

"Have someone paddle your ass on stage during your concerts," added John.

"These are all such great ideas," said Megan.