Anna Popplewell and Karen Gillan in "Exposure of Evil"

Amy wandered lazily around the control room of the timeship "N.U.D.I.S.T". The slim redhead was dressed in a pair of dark blue skinny jeans with a red tartan shirt, and was running her fingers over the controls. She looked over as Superintendent Anywhen, the Time Warden currently in the form of an attractive brunette woman, walked in. The Superintendent was wearing a white blouse with a faint diamond pattern, black and grey pinstriped trousers, a thin scarf thrown around her neck, and fingerless gloves.

"I thought you lost that outfit back at the fashion show?" Amy asked.

"I have plenty of back-ups." The Superintendent replied, "Just in case. You know the wardrobe takes up three whole floors, there's going to be some repetition."

"Of course." Amy shrugged, she turned to the control console, which seemed to be a random assortment of switches, levers, buttons, a spanner hanging from an old piece of string, and the occasional spring sticking out. "Do you really know what all these do?"

"Of course." The Superintendent said confidently, jogging up the metal steps to the console, she began to walk around it, pointing out controls, "That holds our position relative to the centre of our current galaxy... that one prevents chronometric particles from leaking and turning everyone into dinosaurs... that one keeps the teapot warm for hours after it would usually have gone cold..." she walked past the hanging spanner, which snagged on the belt loop of her trousers, the string pulled taut and then with a ripping noise the pinstriped garment was torn open and dropped down to the Superintendent's knees, revealing a pair of pink panties with a darker pink trim and a large question mark across the seat.

"And that one pantses you!" Amy laughed.

"Not its intended function..." The Superintendent grumbled, pulling her ripped trousers up, "I have another pair, I'll be right back." holding her trousers in place, she awkwardly waddled from the room.

Amy noticed a screen lighting up with a warning.

"Super?" she called to the door her friend had recently disappeared into, "We've got a warning sign."

"What colour?" the voice came back through the door. Amy looked at the coloured writing on the screen.

"Purple."

"Which purple?"

"I don't know..." Amy peered closer, "Lilac? Maybe a dark lavender?"

"Lilac is fine." The Superintendent replied, and a moment later came back into the control room, zipping up an identical, but un-ripped, pair of trousers. She climbed the steps again, watching out for the spanner, and looked at the screen.

"Oh my god, you didn't tell me it was an amethyst alert!"

"I didn't know!" Amy replied, "Is that bad?"

Before The Superintendent could reply, there was a grinding, crashing noise and everything went dark.