"Is There Anyone We Can Contact to Verify Your Story ?"

As she was led to the interview room, Debbi was the object of many amused stares from the officers and lowlifes who were populating the police station. "Haven't you got something I can wear ?" she asked plaintively, clad as she was in nothing but the undersized t-shirt. "Sorry, only prisoner's scrubs and we can only give them out to people who have been formally charged" explained the female police officer.

Debbi passed the initial saliva **** test and the officer watched impassively as Debbi provided a urine sample. "While we wait for the analysis of that, perhaps you'd like to tell me in detail why it is that you are parading about bottomless in public ?" the officer enquired. Eager to avoid a charge of outraging public decency or some such, Debbi began to relate the day's events. Her kind hearted efforts to help one of her staff progress in his college career. How Trudy had surprised her with the script that entailed her stripping off. The gamekeeper and the booby trap and the fox. "So you were trespassing on private property without permission ?" the officer interrupted. "We thought it didn't apply to us" Debbi replied lamely. She blushed as she realized that what had seemed a perfectly rational and innocent enterprise began to appear more and more bizarre as her description of events degenerated into farce !

Debbi noted the officer's skeptical expression as she continued describing the two encounters with the gang of girls. "Is there anyone we can contact to verify this story ?" the officer asked. "There's Kieron I guess" said Debbi. "Surname ?" More embarrassment as Debbi realized that she had no idea what the post boy's surname was. He wasn't in her direct line of management. Everyone at the company just knew him as Kieron. "So you've spent the day naked or half naked with a lad and you don't even know his name ?" the officer snorted. "He's just Kieron" Debbi mumbled. "Do you have his address ?" Debbi knew the street. "Number ?" Debbi didn't know.

"You know, I've got a good mind to charge you" exclaimed the officer in irritation. Just in time, Debbi remembered that Kieron had texted earlier in the day to confirm the time of pick up. His number was still on her phone. The officer allowed her to make a call. "Kieron ? It's me, Debbi. I'm at the police station....Can't explain now, can you come down here and help me out ?"

In his eagerness for yet more contact with the woman of his dreams, Kieron cut the call before Debbi had a chance to ask him to bring her something to wear !