Breathalyzer !

The following half hour heaped further humiliations on Debbi. The female officer put out cones to cordon off a protected area and despite her protestations, Debbi was paraded in full view of the passing traffic to prove that she was capable of walking in a straight line along the white road markings. Still bottomless, she had to blow into the breathalyzer and stand there waiting while the result came back negative.

"Please, can I go now ?" Debbi pleaded once the result was known. "Sorry but we are still concerned about your erratic behavior and need you to come back with us to the station to take a **** test" replied the male officer. "And there's the small matter of whether the filling station owner will want to press charges" he added. "I'll pay. I never meant not to. It was just I'd lost my knickers" said Debbi frantically.

"We'll go back there and see if he'll accept that" agreed the policeman. He secured Debbi's car, placing a 'police aware' notice on it and retrieving Debbi's bag for her. Back at the petrol station, the female officer showed mercy and allowed Debbi to remain in the car while she went and spoke to the clerk. Not wanting the hassle of a court case and content with the spectacular CCTV coverage he had of Debbi's semi naked exploits, the clerk relented.

The officer returned with the good news and took the contactless card from Debbi. Moments later, she returned. "It won't take it, it wants your PIN" she explained. "Oh, it's..." Debbi began. "No, I don't want to know your PIN" the officer interrupted. "You're going to have to come in and enter it." Thus it was that Debbi found herself making yet another public bottomless appearance, which those who had been held up in the queue while this issue was resolved found to be ample recompense !

"Right, let's get you back to the station where we can take that **** test and then try to substantiate your story about how exactly you came to be in this predicament."