Roadside Interrogation !

With a sinking feeling in her stomach, it only hit Debbi when she was a couple of hundred yards down the road that, in her panic, she had driven off without paying for her fuel. What could she do ? I'll get home, get dressed and come straight back she decided. But no sooner had she made that decision than she saw a flashing blue light in her rear view mirror !

The patrol car soon came alongside on the dual carriageway and indicated that she should pull over onto the hard shoulder. Debbi wound down her window as the two police officers approached her car, one male and one female.

"Can you explain why you just drove away from the filling station without paying miss ?" the male officer began. "I'm so sorry officer, I panicked, I wasn't thinking straight."

"And why was that miss ?"

"I lost my knickers."

"So I see miss" said the officer coolly, looking down into the car. "Would it be too much to ask how you managed to lose your underwear ?" he continued the interrogation.

"Some girls stole them when I was in the loo."

"I see. And would it be too much to ask what happened to the rest of your clothes ?"

"A fox took them."

"A fox took them. I see. I think you'd better step out of the car miss. My colleague here has a little bag that she'd like you to blow into !"