Something, But What's Yunyun Doing?

“Hi, Darkness! Bye Darkness!” I smiled waving at the tall blonde after slapping her rear hello. “I like your new earrings!” I grinned at her before hearing Megumin calling me. “Bye again!” I said as I turned and caught up to Megumin.

“So,” Megumin began, setting out the itinerary she’d put together in her head for us. “We’ve got a looooong journey ahead of us so I think we’d best head to the guild for something to eat.”

“O-okay…” I answered awkwardly as I walked behind her. “Why don’t we bring everyone along?”

Megumin huffed. “Because have you eaten with them? It’d take too long, put us behind schedule. So we’re going to stuff our faces while they’re occupied at Wiz’s and then take off!”

With that Megumin led us to the guild and found us a table. Megumin stared at me after we sat down. “Since I’m being generous going with you on this… Whatever it is the Crimson Demons need you for… I think it’s only fair that you pay for us!”

I quickly reached into my bag and pulled out a pouch of coins. “Here!” I smiled at Megumin. I mean, I suppose it is fair. I didn’t ask her to come with me but she did offer to really quickly. And it’s nice to have a friend with me.

My fellow Crimson Demon took the money and skipped over to order us something.

Back at Wiz’s, well just outside Wiz’s, Darkness was having the time of her life. Bent over against the floor a train of people spanked her as they walked past her. The blonde was delirious and a puddle of drool had formed around her head. Vanir quickly found himself getting bored with this display and headed back inside the shop. “Mayhaps I’ve chosen the wrong person for this… But whom could be a better fit?”

Megumin and I dug into the food she’d bought for us. I couldn’t help but notice how expensive the food she’d gotten for herself was compared to mine… I’m sure she was just very hungry though... And the prices here must have gone up because I’m sure I gave her more than enough for what she ordered.

I pierced a carrot on the end of my fork and lifted it to my mouth when the guild door swung open. I froze at the sight of who entered. Why did they have to come in at the same time I was here with Megumin!

An adventuring party entered the guild. Two girls and two guys: A tall slender woman with long green hair that fell to her waist and held a long metal sceptre. A shorter girl with a long brown braid that ended at her mid-back, just above what looked to be a perfectly round and fat ass that was accentuated by the leather belt on her waist which held a dagger, lockpicks and a few pouches.

Following just behind the two women was a man with shaggy black hair that fell to his neck and covered one of his eyes. A longbow and quiver decorated his shoulder. Next to him was a blonde guy with messy short-cropped hair and a sword across his back.

It’s okay Yunyun, it’s fine. Just act normal.

“You okay Yunyun?” Megumin asked, flicking a pea from her plate at my face, breaking me from my thoughts.

“I-I’m fine!” I quickly responded, feeling my face growing hot.

“You sure don’t look like it.” Megumin deadpanned. The black-haired young woman looked into my eyes and then turned to see where I was looking. She leaned across the table to me and then asked. “Whatcha looking at them for?”

I quickly turned and looked down at my plate. “I-I was not!”

Megumin rested her head on her hand. “Really? That’s the best you could come up with?”

I stared at my plate, deciding that ignoring Megumin could be the best path forward. Then I felt her poking my cheek.

“Yunyun… Yuuuuunuuuuun… You gonna answer me?” Megumin teased. “I suppose I could just go and ask those guys why you’re staring at them… Still, that could be really embarrassing for you if they don’t know….”

“F-f-f-fine!!” I answered her. The hall fell quiet with my outburst. Again I looked down and turned bright red. When the hall started to get back to their business I answered Megumin property. I bit my lip. “So, uh, what it is, um, is that… Well… I sort of… Kind of have a crush on that guy…” I stuttered quickly gesturing to the blonde of the party before looking back to Megumin.

“Ooooo.” Megumin continued her teasing. “Girl talk time!” She announced, lifting an arm to point into the air. “Why don’tcha talk to him?”

“I-I can’t just walk over and-” Megumin cut me off.

“You can! I mean just walk over and wiggle these things in his face!” Megumin said as she slapped the side of my breasts, sending them jiggling. “And then he’ll be all yours!”

“Th-that’s not how it works.” I stuttered at Megumin, flustered.

“Trust me Yunyun.” She responded matter-of-factly. “That’s exactly how guys work.”

I swallowed and spoke “St-still… I can’t just-”

Vanir chuckled as he took in the scene. With everyone else occupied he decided he’d go and see how far Megumin and Yunyun had gotten. He was disappointed when he saw they were still in Axel. He wanted to catch them on the road and send an illusion of a giant beast at them.

But every cloud has a silver lining and this conversation had proven quite entertaining for the co-owner of Wiz’s shop.

“Poor, sweet Yunyun.” Vanir muttered to himself.

“Always overlooked and taken advantage of. And now stricken with a pining for a dashing young man!” Vanir placed the back of his hand to his forehead as he made an exaggerated grieving gesture.

An epiphany then struck Vanir. He and he alone was in a unique position to come to this young maiden’s aid!

And come to her aid he shall!

Another hand swatted Darkness’ ass and the blonde let out a goofy moan. The next man stepped up and raised his hand. The noblewoman buzzed with anticipation.

And then nothing.

She heard the mumbling and murmuring of a crowd and from her bent over position she could see the people who were lined up to spank her disperse.

A knot formed in her stomach. What was happening!?!?”

Kazuma’s voice reached her ears. “Uhh, Darkness… What are you doing?”

She looked at him, peering down at her with a quizzical look. She furrowed her brow and asked him. “Aren’t you going to spank me?”

“Darkness.” Kazuma sighed. “Can’t you act normal for just one day?”

Shock filled her. Wasn’t everything she did supposed to be considered normal? After all the earrings Vanir gave her-

Darkness’ eyes widened as her hands reached her ear lobes and felt nothing.

The earrings were gone…