Round One. Fight!

You watch in interest as the seven foot tall warrior bovine-woman starts disarming herself, propping her massive bronze shield and long hafted battle-axe up beside the cabin's rough exterior and reaching for the buckles at the waistline of her armored skirt.

"Eyes on me, Cutie. You need to know a few things before we get into this." Jaasi says, clicking her lilac fingers under your nose.

You look down into her glimmering golden eyes and she gives you a shy schoolgirl smile in return at the sudden intense attention, clutching her hands together demurely at her waist and rocking herself gently from side to side as she blushes back up at you. It makes her perky magenta tits swat enticingly in her tiny golden bikini top and you quickly lose interest in eye contact staring further south.

"Okay, that's better. Jeez, it's like you're just too handsome and it makes it hard to think straight sometimes." Jaasi's voice says from somewhere above her perfect, magical breasts. "So this is a bonded challenge to single combat, you are only victorious once you either have incapacitated her or **** her to submit."

Oh shit, that's right. Delicious boobs aside you are about to have seven different shades of shit beaten out of you. You glance over at the huge Minotress to see her leather legionnaires skirt drop to the ground revealing her thick muscular thighs and generously rounded hips. A small cotton loin cloth covers her lady parts held in place by cloth strings that run high over her hip bones. You have to admit, other than the hooves and furry shins she has the physique of a bad-ass fitness model or maybe a female stage wrestler?

"Jaasi, why is she taking her armor off?" You ask, watching in fascination as her big hands start working at the lacing leather cords holding her heavy leather corset closed.

"Because you are naked and unarmed of course!" Jaasi says, snapping her fingers to get your attention back on her, "She's a Minotaur..."

"Minotress." The towering cow-woman corrects distractedly as she works at freeing herself from the armor.

"Sorry.... Minotress and her whole species takes honorable combat very seriously. She could not take pride in her victory if she had such a clear martial advantage over you." Jaasi lowers her voice as she continues, her expression earnest for once.

"I dare say she has enough advantages in size and weight already." You remark dryly and probably louder than you should.

"Sssshhh. Those don't count, they are natural advantages but listen... there is a certain amount of pomp to these proceedings so when she starts just follow her lead. I'll give you pointers if necessary."

Pointers? The only pointers you need right now are fighting tips. You haven't been in a real scuffle since beating up Sean McGregor in fifth grade for bringing a Teletubbies lunchbox to school. That little gobshite had it coming too, Teletubbies fucking sucked.

"I am prepared." The giant Minotress announces.

You turn to face her, your exposed, glistening cock swaying in the cool breeze that blows dry leaves through the intervening space between you. Holy shit but her tits are massive, her fat nipples hardening in the evening air and pebbling delightfully.

Her long ash blonde hair glows in the setting sunlight, pulled back in a dense ponytail behind her short ivory horns. Her face is very pretty with those big amber doe-eyes, dark lashes and a small wash of freckles across her cute button nose and the tops of her smooth cheeks. Her lips are full but not fat as she meets your gaze with a serious look and straightens herself up officiously.

You gulp a little at the dynamic rolling of her musculature as she does so. Her shoulders and arms look toned and strong but not overly muscled to the point of losing any feminine grace. Her belly is flat with the soft hint of the six-pack beneath her flawless sun-drenched flesh. Every part of her advertises power and strength even more so now she is in the buff.

How the hell are you supposed to fight so much woman with nothing but your bare hands and a generous coating of Meep's slime cum slathering your body?

"I am Millicent of the Taurun. My Herd is that of the Far Eastern Ranges, I am prepared to display their might in single combat." The noble, naked creature declares in that deep melodic voice of hers.

"Oops, it's starting... good luck my Prince." Whispers Jaasi before nipping away to stand back at the edge of the clearing.

You watch her go with a hopeless expression. That was it? That was all the help she had for you? Jaasi sees you watching and grins, gesturing with her golden eyes for you to turn your focus back to the stern looking Minotress. She even has the temerity to look excited.

Fine, you will take your lumps with dignity...

"I am... *sigh* Prince Dandybuff of Poundtown." You deadpan resignedly as Jaasi starts applauding enthusiastically. "I am here to display my might in single combat."

So much for dignity.

"I vow to abide by the rules of a bonded challenge, to be gracious in victory and grateful in defeat. To be defeated is an opportunity to grow stronger." Millicent formally intones.

Rules, huh? It might have been nice if somebody had filled you in on those but there was nothing for it now. You straighten up, puff out your noble chest a bit and get down to the all important business of being Princely. You can at least look good before getting your ass beat.

"I too vow to abide by the rules of a bonded challenge, to be noble in victory and courteous in defeat. To be defeated is a lesson in humility." You repeat putting your own spin on it. The Taurun woman's bright eyes widen a little bit at your words but otherwise her expression remains stonier than a statues.

"I am prepared to meet your strength, Prince Dandybuff. The first pass is yours when you are ready." She says, bending at the knees a little and raising her hands in front of her in something resembling a wrestling stance.

Her hooves are set fast in the forest floor as she crouches slightly in readiness for your first attack. You figure you'd have more luck toppling one of the massive old oak trees back in the forest than budging this impressive monster-girl a single inch. There is nothing for it but to try.

You harden your resolve and take a firm manly step forward only for you to catch yourself when your foot tries to slide straight out from under you. Meep's slime juices have gotten everywhere including underfoot and now it's akin to standing in the center of a rink of the world's slickest ice. You try unsteadily for another step only to wobble on your feet and slip a little to the left. Nope, that wasn't happening.

"Ahem, you know what?" You say tactfully with hands extended a little at your sides to keep balance. "How about you go first?"

Millicent the Minotress cocks her head to the side at your words and straightens out of her stance. On the sidelines Jaasi is grinning madly as the cow-lady slowly approaches you, examining you curiously with those big amber eyes.

"You would claim honor by gifting me the first attack, Prince Dandybuff? Very well..."

Gods above, does she have to keep using that stupid bloody name?

"Your stance is wide open but with palms extended out towards the ground, is this perhaps some secret hidden Southern fighting technique?" She ruminates studiously coming to stop before you though still a few arm lengths away. "Is it to make me over-confident perhaps and draw me in for a counter?"

"Something like that." You utter through clenched teeth as you flex your thighs to keep your feet from slipping away in two different directions. "Come a little closer, why don't you?"

"You admit it? I can see your muscles are taut, ready for action." She looks a bit surprised as she begins to circle around to your side but doesn't close any of the distance. "You don't even realign yourself as I move around you. Are you so confident in your prowess?"

Jaasi has both her small periwinkle hands covering her mouth now, stifling her giggles. Well at least she was enjoying herself.

"Yep, super confident. I totally know kung-fu and all that shit." You retort in a tight voice hoping the slimy mucus covering your body is masking the sweat breaking out over your naked skin. "You should probably declare defeat right now and save us both the trouble."

"Kang Foo?" She asks suspiciously, coming to a pause behind you, only a few feet away from your hopelessly exposed back. "To admit defeat without exchanging blows is the greatest of dishonors, Prince Dandybuff. Now show me this... Kang Foo."

You can't see her but you most definitely hear her challenging roar and the pounding of her hooves on the forest loam as she charges you from behind and there is little you can do about it. You're fighting like hell just to stand upright here, so you just close your eyes and brace yourself for an inevitable bone-crushing impact.

"Whaaa~ ...aaaaAAAARRH!"

You can't help yourself, when her battle roar turns into a surprisingly girly shriek of alarm, you spin in place to see what the heck is going on. Your arms pinwheel wildly as you turn, your feet tangling in each other but you manage to keep yourself upright just in time to catch a flailing, sliding naked Minotress's massive teats right in the kisser. The two of you dropping to the ground in a messy pile of gooey skin and raised fur.

"MMMmmmmpphh!" You exclaim articulately as approximately 100 pounds of creamy tit-flesh attempts to suffocate you.

"What manner of trickery is this?" Millicent gasps grabbing hold of your shoulder only to have her entire large hand slide frictionless off your slime-slick skin. "S-Stop wriggling like that!"

She seems to be trying to maneuver herself into a position to pin you, her momentous weight atop you and humongous tits crushing into your face making it hard to breathe. You are scrambling around for anything resembling purchase beneath her and finding none. Everything is just getting more and more slippery as your thrashing limbs make contact with her firm flesh and paint great glistening streaks of Meep's slippery slime across her bare tanned skin.

Craning your neck hard to one side you manage to open enough space to drag in a **** breath before something stiff and pointed is roughly **** into your gaping mouth and you nearly inhale the hard pink nub. The accidental suction causes the Minotress above to let out a long lowing sound and her whole body seems to seize up momentarily. Stealing the opportunity you twist frantically and her large, thick body consequently slides further down your own.

The heat of your pressing bodies is making the slime juices tingle again wherever your naked skin meets her own bare flesh. It only gets worse as she tries to throw a thick thigh over your hips to hold you down but just ends up trapping your flopping cock under her pressing knee.

You groan into her chiseled clavicles, your hot breath washing across the base of her neck causing goosebumps to rise as she tries to hike her thrown leg higher up your body for more leverage, fails and slides back down. With your fast stiffening man-flesh trapped between the back of her smooth thigh and her soft furry calf, the two-textured stroking sensation is... fascinating and you cannot control your libidos physiological response to it.

"Just stop moving already and accept defeat!" The minotress groans, she's speaking into your hair now as your head is tucked in under her angular chin and she doesn't sound very convincing or aggressive.

More like... aroused?

"Ha!" You pant back and you're not sure if the sound is you laughing derisively or just the air being **** out of your tortured lungs by virtue of her sheer bulk. "I... am still... probing your... defenses."

You are definitely probing something at this point with your Princely prick at full mast and in a frantic frizzle of Meep's skin-teasing lubricant. You buck your hips thrusting against her hot flesh, it's so wonderfully firm in some places and sumptuously soft in others. The horned warrior woman reacts by pushing back down on you, obviously misreading your actions as an attempt to dislodge her. You can hear her heart hammering excitedly in her chest as your head is **** back against her mountainous cleavage.

You groan in pleasure and exasperation, having more than an inkling of Jaasi's grand designs by now and in truth you really should have guessed it earlier. The only way to win is to either incapacitate her or **** her to submit, that's what your genie companion said. Well there was no way you could incapacitate this mighty brick house of a woman so all that left was...

Slithering your face into position, you take a deep breath then suck her fat nipple back into your hungry mouth.