Principal Wells wants to know what’s going on

“What in the blazes is going on?!” Principal Wells yelled as he looked outside his office window to see one of his students posing naked not to mention the latest issue of the Blackwell Totem had multiple naked girls on the front page and doing the unmentionables no less. “That’s it, I’ve had enough. I better call David Madsen about this and do something about these students walking around naked.”

Principal Wells pressed a few numbers into the office phone and hit dial. As the phone rang he eyed the girls and sighed until finally someone answered the phone.