Dee Leaves The Bathroom

“No way I’m letting those idiots win and embarrass me like this. There’s gotta be something for me to wear around here.” Dee decided as she headed out the bathroom and into the bar

When she reached the main bar area Dee searched everywhere for something to cover herself with. A towel, table cloth, even an old shirt left behind by one of the many drunks that frequented the spot, but found nothing.

“You gotta be god damn kidding me!” Dee practically roared as she covered her chest with one arm and her other arm down between her legs. She felt so exposed despite no one being there to see her.

Dee paced the bar and poured herself a drink for what felt like hours, but eventually came to the conclusion she was gonna have to leave the bar.

Dee poked her head out the front door, the streets seemed quiet, and the sun was barely coming up, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad. She took a deep breath and stepped out the door, hands covering as much of her body as she could. As the door closed behind her Dee suddenly remembered, she always kept a spare change of clothes in the back office in case she had a messy night. Usually whenever she or one of their patrons ended up throwing up all over her from behind the bar. Sweet Dee sighed a breath of relief as she turned and reached for the door back into the bar. Locked.

“No, no, no, no! God damn it no!” Dee yelled as she shook the lock, but to no result. Dee was now locked outside of Paddy’s Pub, completely naked!