WANT TO FIND VIRGINS IN YOUR AREA????

What the… you had initially loaded into one site that immediately directed you to some pop-up of a cheap 1990s looking ad that said

“Want to find virgins in your area?”

Your eyes go wide. Was this real? What the fuck? Did they already know where you were? Scared you immediately x out and begin to search about those ads… oh… they’re just… they’re just scams…

You sigh… well that was exciting… want to go for more?