Take him upstairs to your room

You lead him up the grand staircase and down the hall. You're a bit nervous and for a moment you can't remember which room is yours. Then you see an open door, and through it, your bed. You take him inside and he shuts the door.

"We haven't been introduced," he says. "My name is Lance, formerly assistant commander of the King's Army, third regiment."

"Pleased to meet you," you say. "Why formerly? You don't look old enough to retire."

"I was injured in battle and granted an early retirement," he says, shrugging out of his tailored jacket. "Which is something I need to talk to you about. Are you squeamish? Do scars disgust you?"

"No, sir," you say. "You were injured in battle--that makes you a hero...and makes me a little confused. A hero should have no trouble getting someone to share his bed. Why did you feel the need to buy a night with me?"

"That's related to the nature of my injury," he says, taking off his dark silk shirt, his tanned skin beneath smooth and flawless. "You see, I wasn't shot, or stabbed, or burned by dragon fire. I was captured by the enemy." He removes his boots and socks, his hands moving slowly as he unbuttons his trousers. "I was captured by a vile horde of superstitious goblins who believed that they would gain an enemy's strength, his power, his virility, by eating his cock." He lets his trousers drop and you stifle a gasp at the sight of his missing organ, his penis sliced away at the base, leaving a twisted mass of scar tissue and a small opening to piss out of.

"Oh, sir, that's terrible!" you say. "I'm so sorry. But...but if you have no cock...what were planning to do with me?"

"I want you to fuck me," he says, stepping toward you. "I've heard that taking a cock in the ass can be enough to achieve orgasm, but I've been hesitant to try it. I...I didn't want a male to think that I was...less of a man, and then I heard the message about you--a girl with a cock--and I thought it must be a sign from the gods."

He takes another step toward you and reaches out, taking your hands in his. "So, will you help me?"