Post Date Meeting

“Hey Chief, do you want to talk about last night?” One of the amazonian warriors said to Xerra.

When the chief returned to the hotel room flustered and despondent they figured it was best to back off, at least for the night. It was a rather brave rookie warrior at just 18 years of age who stepped up to talk to her and find out what happened. In amazonian culture questioning the chief in anything was taboo as they were the strongest of the strong. One misstep against an angry chief could be a **** sentence.

“No.” Fortunately for the young amazonian Xerra wasn’t cruel, plus she was more sad than angry, so she just whimpered a no from her bed as she pulled the cover over her head.

“Come on Chief. You might feel better if you talked to us.” The young amazonian pestered.

The other women present groaned at her honest naivety, but they stuck around in case her bubbly, good nature broke through to Xerra.

“You won’t leave until I tell you huh?” Xerra said having dealt with the bubbly amazonian named Zinna many times by now.

“Nuh-uh!” Zinna perked.

“Haaaaaa… Fine, it didn’t go well okay, I blew it.”

“””””How?””””” This time all the amazonians chirped up seeing as how Xerra was talking they figured they wouldn’t end up with their head through a wall.

“I don’t want to talk about it okay!” Xerra said with tears pooling at the corner of her eyes.

“What happened did you hurt him? Cause that’s not the end of the world, Maxie broke her husband’s hip on their first date.” Zinna said.

“In my defense I didn’t know humans were so damn fragile. Now I know he has to be on top.” Maxie said with a shrug.

“How many years have you guys been together now Maxie?” One of the other amazonians asked.

“Been together for seven years, and married for five.” Maxie said as she flashed her ring.

“See, so how do you know you blew it.” Zinnia asked.

“I…I don’t want to talk about this anymore.” Xerra groaned.

“‘“””Come on tell us!!””””” Everyone was too committed to back off now. The tell us chants lasted for a few minutes as they tried to break through to the truth.

“Fine! Fine! Gods you guys! I almost knocked him out with my cock, okay!” Xerra confessed.

“Pff…hahaha seriously! That’s hilarious!” Zinna giggled at Xerra’s confession.

*CRASH*

“You know we’re going to have to pay for that wall, right Chief?” Maxie said as she looked over to the crater in the wall that Zinna’s head produced.

“I know that. Anyway, yeah that’s why I don’t think it’ll work out.” Xerra said.

“Yeah, I uh, don’t know how you can come back from that.” Maxie said.

“I know and after we had told each other we loved each other too!” Xerra whined.

“”””WHAT! YOU BOTH CONFESSED!”””” The amazonians shouted.

“Way to burry the lead chief!” Maxie exclaimed.

“Wh-what!?” Xerra said in surprise.

“If you confessed and he confessed back then you getting excited is natural in that moment. He isn’t going to hate you for that!” Maxie said with a big grin.

“Guys are already so intimidated by me though, especially human guys, and they don’t generally like girls with cocks half the size of their body.” Xerra said in self defeat.

“Well chief I have nothing to say about that, but I will say this, you shouldn’t assume for yourself how things go in a relationship. There are two people involved after all.” Maxie said.

Xerra pondered her words for a moment. Maybe it was true that she shouldn’t give up on him so easily. After all it wasn’t fair to him or herself. While grappling with her inner doubts and less than secret dreams she commanded her warriors to give her some alone time. She groaned to herself as she tossed and turned on her bed. She had already put her heart on the line so many times and every time her heart got stomped on. She had begun to be disgusted by herself after all it was the things that made her an ideal amazonian that also made her undesirable to the men she’d fall for. All that brings her to now, her most recent fuck up, she literally clobbered her crush with her masculine member. She could have just about crawled under a rock and die for how ashamed and embarrassed she was. Well if she ever saw Richter again it would be a miracle, she thought to herself.

*Knock Knock*

Xerra heard the door but didn’t want anyone to see her stewing in her own pity for any longer than they had already. However, before she could dismiss the person at her door said person kicked the door open.

“Chief! You have a letter!” Zinna said as she bounded to her chief’s side.

“What do I care. It’s probably just Wafrin writing to bug me. I’m not in the mood throw it out.” Xerra said.

“Oh fine then, I guess I’ll just reply to this Richter guy myself. He seemed nice enough to enjoy for the night.” Zinna said with a shrug as she started to leave the room.

Xerra sprang from her bed with intense fury.

*CRASH!!!*

“Hey Zinna” Maxie said as she walked past Zinna’s upper body which was hanging limply out of the hotel’s wall.

“Ugh…” Was all Zinna could reply in return.

“I don’t know why you keep doing this. If you want to die that easily just walk into the desert by yourself.” Maxie said.

“Urgh…” Again Zinna was not able to properly reply.

“Hey chief you seem more energetic than before.” Maxie said as she poked her head into Xerra’s room. Standing in the middle of the room with an intense aura surrounding her was Xerra.

“A letter came in. From Richter.” Xerra said as her eyes never left the envelope that was held in her hand.

“Well that’s great chief, aren’t you going to open it.” Maxie said cheerfully.

“What if he says he doesn’t want to see me again?” Xerra said as her hand trembled a bit.

“Chief, no Xerra, you need to face this head on no matter what because if there is even the slightest possibility you can find happiness you owe it to yourself to take the risk. What if that letter is everything you had hoped it’d be and you were too scared to open it.” Maxie pressed the issue with Xerra.

“Fine just this once I’ll forgive you talking back to your chief and I’ll also take your advise.” Xerra said as she clenched her eyes shut and ripped the letter open.

Xerra had never felt this much fear in her life. No monster came close to bringing her this feeling of dread. She grabbed the letter with her two trembling hands and read:

Dearest Xerra,

I want to thank you for the wonderful day we spent together yesterday. You are a remarkable woman Xerra and I am honored to have gotten to know you.

“See this is a rejection letter he’s just trying to let me down easy!” Xerra cried.

“There’s more there just keep reading the damn letter” Maxie said in frustration.

“Fine!” Xerra said.

I was overjoyed to hear your feelings for me, and I was relieved to know we felt similarly about each other. You are without a doubt one of the most unique and charming woman I’ve ever met. If you would do me the honor of attending the King Elect’s ball tomorrow evening. I look forward to seeing you again my sweet Xerra.

With Love,

Richter

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Xerra’s scream could be heard throughout most of Tybrim.

“Oh the gods, oh the gods! OH! THE! GODS! What do I do!” Xerra frantically asked Maxie.

“Write him back obviously!” Maxie replied.

“But…” Xerra started but was cut off.

“Uh-uh no you don’t. He just confirmed that he wants to see you again and that he still likes you. Which means you didn’t blow it, so no more moping, and no more excuses. Just write the damn letter.” Maxie said.

“You know most people wouldn’t dare talk to their chief that way.” Xerra joked.

“Well I’m sick of my chief being such a fool.” Maxie smirked.

“Chief are you done writing your reply?” Maxie asked as she entered Xerra’s room again after some time had passed. When she entered she saw a pacing Xerra.

“What’s wrong now!” Maxie said exasperatedly.

“Okay so I wrote back saying I’ll go, but we Barbarians are not the ballroom type you know! What if I embarrass myself, oh gods I’m going to embarrass myself.” Xerra panicked

“More embarrassing than clubbing your boyfriend with your cock?” Maxie said coyly.

“Har Har, that doesn’t help! Like what do I even wear? I always decline whenever Wafrin invites me to one of these things. I don’t know what to do.” Xerra said.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

“Come in.” Xerra **** herself to stifle her panic as she called in her unidentified guest.

“Hey Xer, how’s it going.” Wafrin came in in his usual casual way.

“Now I know you usually decline my invite, but I really think you should come to the ball tonight. It would be a lot of fun to have you there.” He continued.

“YOU!” Xerra said as she rushed towards him.

“Ah, Xer! Sorry I won’t make you go or anything calm down!” Despite their friendship seeing a charging amazonian was enough to make anyone panic.

“YOU! WHAT DO I WEAR TO A BALL!” Xerra grabbed Wafrin his shoulders and yelled.

“What?” Wafrin looked over to Maxie hoping for more clarification.

“Richter beat you to the punch and invited her already. Now she’s freaking out because she’s never been to a ball, and doesn’t want to embarrass herself in front of her boyfriend.

“Ah, in that case you can start by going to the boutique called dessert princess, they are one of the best custom gown makers in Tybrim. Tell them I sent you and they’ll get it done in a night.” Wafrin said.

“Oooor, you can come with me and I can guarantee that they do.” Xerra said as she grabbed his shoulder again.

“Haha have fun.” Maxie giggled at Wafrin.

“Oh no no no, you’re coming too.” Xerra said as she grabbed onto Maxie as well.

“”Wait! Xerra, Xerra, XERRAAAAAAAAA!””

And so the warrior chief prepared for her second date.