Of course not

Kyle fumes. He totally gets that it's Tanya's impressionable state, but he also wishes she would naturally just want to hang out. "Tanya, you promised to sit with us for the rest of the school year," he says, "you don't want to break your promise, do you?"

Tanya has to stop for a second as her brain recalibrates. She didn't remember making that promise, but why would Kyle lie. They were best friends. "Oh right," she says, "yeah, Mac, sorry. I'm sitting with Kyle and Maggie this year," she pauses for a moment, and before McKenzie can argue she adds "but you should sit with us, too! You'll see how much fun they can be!"

McKenzie has absolutely zero interest in sitting at the Losers Club table. She was planning to sit with Chad and continue flirting with him. So when she opens her mouth and says "I should sit with you" there's a wave of confusion.

Kyle continues to scowl. Not knowing that McKenzie was also now under the curse he assumed she was up to something. "Fine, whatever, you can sit with us." And he storms ahead of the two girls.

Maggie's already sitting and opening her bagged lunch when Tanya walks into the cafeteria. Her heart is racing as Tanya crosses the room to get in line for a hot lunch. She was not looking forward to an entire lunch after what happened this weekend. Her emotions about the strip club were complex. Maggie felt guilty and aroused. All she could think about on Sunday was Tanya's mouth between her legs. It made French class difficult to focus. For her at least. She didn't know what Tanya was thinking. As soon as the brainwashed teen walked into class Maggie pulled her aside and said "hi, nice seeing you, let's not talk for this class. You should 100 percent focus and listen to the teacher." That was that. She hoped the "don't tell anyone about the strip club" command was sticking.

Tanya did, in fact, want to tell Maggie what she was feeling, so it was a good thing Meggie preemptively cut her off. As soon as she saw her friend all she could think about was how much she, as one man said at the strip club, "loves munching Raven's hairy twat." Tanya wanted more, but because people were around she couldn't say anything.

"Hi Maggie," Tanya says as she sits down a little breathlessly. McKenzie takes a seat right next to Tanya. It distracts Maggie from noticing Tanya's clear arousal.

"Wait, what the fuck are you doing?" Maggie says to McKenzie.

"Tanya said I should sit here and see how fun all of your losers are, so here I am."

Maggie isn't the only one to notice the oddity. The entire cafeteria seems to be looking at McKenzie and Tanya now sitting at the table with Kyle and his friends. A cacophony of whispers fills the room.

Whitney's table is absolutely speechless for a moment. "That traitor," Whitney mutters leaving the table to wonder if she's talking about Tanya or McKenzie.

Chad's also confused. He had such a great time with McKenzie during Physics and Spanish he was sure she'd want to sit near him. Was he doing something wrong? His ego continues to fracture.

Bethany chimes in. "Maybe I should go over there. Seems that's the new cool kids' table," she jokes.

Whitney doesn't appreciate it. "Shut it, Bethany, I'm thinking. Those two are up to something, but we're going to make them regret whatever it is before they can pull it off. Here's the plan..." Whitney proceeds to tell the cheerleaders joining her at the table her plan for practice.

Chad's friend Todd looks at him and laughs "wow, dude, the Boner seems to be the school stud these days." He leans in and whispers "karma, brother. This is probably the Universe's way of getting you back for trying to keep Whitney and Tanya all to yourself and not sharing with the rest of us. Maybe Whitney's next on his bedpost." And slaps Chad hard on the back. Chad is furious.

Meanwhile, back at the Losers Club table, McKenzie is very confused as to why she's sitting here. The rest of the table, except for Tanya, is equally confused. Maggie is unsettled and angry because she always blamed McKenzie for replacing her as Tanya's best friend. Kyle's still annoyed that he had to reinforce the "sit with us" command.

Josh and Minh are confused but excited. Having no idea about the Tanya situation they just assume this is the year they'll finally be considered cool.

If McKenzie's going to sit here she decides she should at least try to be friendly. She sighs, "so, you're all best buds with Tanya now. She's joined your, what is it? Boardgame and pervy cartoon club?"

Both Maggie and Kyle bristle. Tanya never told them about McKenzie catching her watching Mankitsu Happening, they don't understand how she'd know about the "pervy cartoon."

Kyle jumps in quickly. "One, it's roleplaying games. Not board games. Not that there isn't anything wrong with board games. Two, we watch sophisticated anime. Not pervy cartoons."

McKenzie laughs, "that's not how I'd describe what I saw at Tanya's the other night." She gazes at Tanya with a knowing look.

"What did you see at Tanya's the other night?" Maggie asks afraid to hear the answer.

Mckenzie wasn't planning to fully answer the question. She only wanted to tease Tanya a little bit by reminding her friend what she walked in on. However, she can't control herself. She describes how she walked in on Tanya and found her under the table with a carrot in her ass. Then they went upstairs and she discovered the hentai on her screen. Tanya started masturbating right in front of her.

"I was a total pervert," Tanya adds at the end of the story and laughs. She doesn't mind at all because it was the truth. McKenzie had told her she was a total pervert and the men at the strip club not only reinforced it but also made her love showing off. Being caught with a carrot in her ass was a delight.

All of the other students at the table are various levels of dumbfounded. Minh and Josh, being the most innocent of the four, are aroused but also pretty sure they're being pranked. Maggie and Kyle share a "what have we done" look.

"See, she admits it," McKenzie says. "It's gross."

"Oh my god, McKenzie," Tanya says feeling defensive about her favorite hentai, "don't even. You haven't even given it a chance. I never expected to like it until Kyle shared it with me, but now it's totes one of my favorite things in the world." Tanya is breathy and squirming a little as she makes her defense. "If you watch all four episodes from the beginning you'll understand and love them, too. I know it."

"Gross, Tanya, I have no interest in watching lame cartoon porn."

Maggie's had enough. "You don't need to sit here, McKenzie. Tanya's learning to be more accepting of people's interests. If you can't be tolerant you can go sit with those jerks." She motions at the table of popular kids.

McKenzie wants to leave but she can't. It's as if the curse knows she can learn to be more accepting. Tanya's sad. She doesn't like to see her new BFFs and old bff fighting. She turns to Kyle, "can you send Mac the link to <i>Mankitsu Happening</i>?"

"I don't know. It doesn't seem like she wants them, Tanya. I don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment."

Tanya huffs. "McKenzie, please watch the videos when you have time this week. You'll understand after you do. Can Kyle send you the link?"

McKenzie rolls her eyes. She really, really, really doesn't want to sit and watch hentai. "Fine," she says not knowing why she's relenting. "He can send it to me and I'll watch it when I have time this week. See witch?" She says looking squarely at Maggie, "I can be tolerant to your gross perversions."

Maggie didn't actually like watching hentai but didn't think this was the right time to make a case for herself. Plus, she realized she had gym with Tanya, McKenzie, Bethany, and a handful of other cheerleaders next period. She didn't want to keep upsetting McKenzie before what often ended up being a bullying fest. Maybe if she saw how much Tanya liked her there'd be less bullying. "Fine, cool, good for you," Maggie says and gets up. "I'm going to get some air. See you next period."

Maggie never leaves lunch early and Kyle is sad to see her go. He hopes everything that's going on with Tanya isn't hurting their friendship. He takes out his phone and asks McKenzie for the best email address to send porn to. She's surprised when she gives him the secret email address she uses to anonymously sign up for websites: "ginger4bbc."

Josh repeats it and laughs at the red-haired girl. "Wait, does that mean what I think it means?" Kyle didn't catch the meaning.

McKenzie blushes deeply, "I don't know. What do you think it means?"

"Well, you're a ginger and BBC means..." he laughs again and can't bring himself to say it. Instead jokingly adds "British Broadcasting Company."

"No, it means big black cock," she corrects and covers her mouth. McKenzie is horrified that she declared one of her secret kinks so publicly.

All three boys start laughing. "And you called us pervs," Kyle exclaims. "Guess you have your dirty little secrets, too."

McKenzie is mortified. She turns to Tanya. Her lower lip is trembling. "Can we leave? I want to get to gym early."