Monica and Jess read Lois Lane's Night Out by Zeebop

"Why are we doing this, Monica?"

"Do we need a reason, Jess? I want us to do our own reviews. I think we should start off with Lois Lane's Night Out like Marcie and Gina did."

"Are you gonna do all of them in the same order they did?"

"Well, I don't know how Gambio's own stuff is gonna come into it. I decided on this one because Marcie and Gina seem to think they're good with sex scenes."

"So basically Zeebop is a degenerate."

"We've not even started reading yet."

"Lois Lane? That does sound familiar."

"She's Superman's girlfriend and this story is about her going undercover and I quote "getting more than she bargained for"."

"So its just crappy geek shit. Let's get this over with."

READING IN PROGRESS

"So our story is that Lois Lane investigates a nightclub where four women have disappeared."

"Here's my first problem with this story, Monica. Lois decided she should wear disco pants. That's so last century. And the leather jacket doesn't go with it at all."

"I actually have my own issues as well, Jess. Blaze does not have a cock in the comic books."

"Your issue is that it isn't comic book accurate? Not the fact that Zeebop is a degenerate who likes dick girls."

"I gotta admit, I do not care much for the dick girls. The scene with them dancing naked would have been much better if they didn't have man parts. Do you wanna mention what happens next?"

"We get to a bar called the Black Door where we find out what happened to those missing women. They joined some demonic lesbian cult where Blaze cums in your drink."

"Lois sucks Blaze's dick. Again, I think it would have worked better if she licked Blaze's pussy."

"That wouldn't be degenerate enough for Zeebop. And that's not getting into the penis-tongue."

"Yes, I prefer pussy licking with a normal tongue. If Blaze tried to lick me the way she did Lois, I'd shove an arrow up her ass. The story does get better when the tentacles come out."

"Tentacles now? Zeebop is a-!"

"A degenerate? Jeez, Jess, that joke is gonna get old real fast."

"It's not a joke! Its no wonder the other girls screamed."

"So what's with the weird symbol, anyway?"

"I do not know."

"Next, Blaze fucks Lois with her penis. This scene might have worked if Blaze used a strap on but having an actual dick ruins it."

"Don't call me a cunt, you arrogant prick! As far as I'm concerned you're just a dildo with a life support system!"

"Blaze just got burned!"

"It's not that clever, Monica. In fact, the petty insults are actually quite childish. Zeebop is obviously a twelve year old trying to be edgy. I bet he tells people he had sex with their moms."

"Is it just me or does Blaze remind me of Amber?"

"It does look like Lois would end up in an abusive relationship if she goes out with Blaze."

"Wait, what? Blaze is a abusive? But how? It seems like a mutually beneficial deal to me. Lois begs Blaze to breed her and Blaze shows her the missing women who turn out to be anal whores kept in the stocks. I'm a little confused, weren't two of the women mentioned to have been among the naked dancing dickgirls?"

"I think two of them were mentioned somewhere but I think Zeebop just forgot about that."

"Well, the whole thing seems consensual."

"It seems degenerate. Since we've gotten this far, you might as well tell them what happens next."

"Lois forms a relationship with Blaze which means spending a lot of time in the stocks as another anal whore, thought she is the only one that Blaze will breed with."

"So she's cheating on Superman."

"It does seem outta character, especially having a demon baby with Blaze. She does know that Blaze is a villain, right? I know Batman fucks most of his female enemies but this is a whole new level."

"Lois also writes the new 50 Shades of Grey."

"Hopefully it has more lesbian sex but given how this story has been, it'll probably be ruined by dickgirls."

"This is one long ass epilogue. Most people just use the one chapter. This has an eleven chapter long epilogue. It is literally long enough to do a review on it alone."

"Wait, Blaze just up and gives up villainy?"

"How does Superman feel about Lois marrying Blaze?"

"Zeebop doesn't go into that. I'm not sure if Clark and Lois are even altogether here."

"Gee Miss Lane," Jimmy Olsen said. "Have you gained weight?"

"You know, Monica, if someone said that to me, I would straight up punch them."

"How does Lois explain being impregnated by another girl?"

"To finish things up, Lois ends up investigating a similar case at Metropolis University. Some guys obsessed with fucking pregnant women."

"And Blaze has given Lois the okay to see other women. I wonder if Lois will build a lesbian harem. She had a threesome with Catwoman so Catwoman could be added to it. The whole pregnancy cult seems unnecessary."

"It turns out to be a plan organised by Lucius Fox to create new superheroes. Wait, didn't Zeebop say before that it was about fucking pregnant women. Where did the superhero program thing come from? Is this another detail Zeebop forgot."

"How does getting random women pregnant help create superheroes? What guarantee is there that the baby would grow up to be a superhero? Some of the children might inherit superpowers but this would be just as likely create a villain as a hero. And why are Batman and Nightwing's genetics so important?"

"I can't understand most of what you said."

"However, I do like the idea of a sequel revolving around Lois and Blaze's daughter forming a team of superheroes. Beast Boy got Raven pregnant. Nightwing might get Wonder Woman pregnant despite the age gap between them. Batman has gotten with Catwoman. All the Batgirls are all getting pregnant. Their daughters could join the team. Bring me Helena Wayne!"

"Don't give Zeebop any ideas."

"So did you masturbate to any of this?"

"Masturbate?! Do you take me for a degenerate?!"

"I couldn't do it either. Too many dicks."