Definitely not a quick brain

“Uhh- Uhhh... Wow...”

Chris lounged on the expensive sofa of Jessica’s house with his pants around his ankles, his arms stretched over the back of the seat, and a look of incredulous wonder plastered on his face. While he knew he should try to come up with a sexy and witty answer to Jess’ question, the magnificent rack in front of him left him speechless. After 1 minute of blubbering, Jessica smirked, rolled her eyes, and stepped forward.

“I’ll take that as a no,” she said with a chuckle. As she gracefully slid onto his lap with his engorged member resting against her belly, Chris was mesmerized by her incredible beauty.

“Let’s see if these ‘anomalies’ are just for show, shall we?” she asked with a slight shake of her hips.

The time for thinking was over. Chris grabbed Jess around the waist, lifted her up, and slowly guided the tip towards her wet mound. He paused and looked up to check on her only to be met with the most passionate kiss he’d ever had. In his shock, he let go, causing her to fall all the way on his shaft. Jessica drew in a sharp breath, breaking away from their passionate kiss in clear pain.

Thinking fast, Chris asked “Oh shit, is it too big for you? Does it hurt?”

Instantly, her sharp pained breaths turned into long moans as she looked up to him with hunger in her eyes. “Fuck no, this is the best dick I’ve ever had in my life.”

It started slowly, with Jessica having to practically go onto her toes to rise all the way off his dick only to ride it all the way down. Over time, Jessica stopped trying to ride the entire length and started to bounce with increasing power and speed. Chris helped her (and himself) by holding on to her enlarged boobs for dear life. After several body-shaking orgasms, Jessica slid down to sandwich his cock between her ample bosom. He didn’t last much longer after that, but they found the energy to keep going after his release. It was easily the best night of his life and, although he may find it hard to believe himself, it was one of the best for Jessica as well.

Early into the next day, sunlight slipped between the closed curtains covering Jessica’s living room window and directly onto Chris’ face. He groaned and rubbed his eyes, waking up to take in his surroundings. He was on the floor of a tidy and spacious home that was definitely not his shabby studio apartment. He looked down to find the hot anchor from work asleep on top of him with his flaccid penis still inside her. Chris smiled and leaned back to take in his luck and circumstances in full.

After a few minutes, his slight movements managed to wake Jessica from her sleep as well. She climbed off his half-alert cock with a wet SLURP and laid down to his side.

“Um... good morning Jess.” Chris said a little awkwardly as he looked over to her.

“Good morning... handsome...” she replied with a sleepy little wink.

The unlikely pair got up and took a shower together to clean themselves of the previous night’s activities. After getting dressed, Chris sat down at the breakfast bar and rubbed his eyes to get the sleep out of them. Jessica walked to the opposite side and gave him a peck on the cheek before asking “How do you like your coffee, hun?”.

“Oh, a little sugar is fine for me. Thanks, Jess.”

She smiled and turned to the kitchen, purposefully putting some extra sway in her walk to keep his attention. It wasn’t hard to accomplish either, as Chris watched her large hips gracefully saunter back and forth. His eyes continued their trip upwards to the 3 cantaloupe-sized mounds bouncing freely in her tank top. As much as he wanted her to keep the triple bust, he knew she couldn’t go back to work like that.

“So Jess,” he started, shaking out of his stupor. “Have you always had 3 boobs?”

Jessica turned to look at him with bewilderment, seemed to sense that he was making a joke of some kind, and burst out laughing. “Three boobs? Haha, no hun, these 2 puppies are enough for me thanks.”

Chris smiled along with his ‘joke’, but felt a pang of sorrow watching the wonderful middle tit slowly recede back into her chest. Despite the missing boob, however, her regular boobs filled out her top just fine.

As Jessica brewed his coffee and started to heat up some bagels for them, Chris looked closer at the Negation Ring that had made this whole night possible. Now that he had a handle on how it’s powers worked, Chris felt he could do anything! So the real question was... what should he experiment with next?