Casual Friday

She looks bored and largely disinterested, so you figure you can always try out your charm to see if you can get into the campus.

"Hi Gorge... I mean Officer! I don't suppose I could cut through here onto campus? I need to get to my notes for my final and..."

"Really now? How stupid exactly am I?"

You have no real idea how to respond, so you say the first thing that comes into your mind...