Contracts & Cages

You are frogmarched through a hallway, forced to walk forward through a bland and unassuming corridor before turning right and being held up to make sure they could swipe a keycard. The door buzzed and they walked in. Inside was a large, private dungeon. Whips, masks, restraints, cages large and small, and racks of clothing. If you didn’t know any better, you’d say that you haven’t even left the store. Three smoky glass windows let some light in, but not much.

“I think we can dispense with formalities. So let me explain your job. You will be an L&L model. You will get a locker to put those normal clothes in and the report here for your outfit each day we ask you to work. For today’s pay, we will pay you a couple grand, in addition to being allowed to keep what you wear. However, this takes precedence. If you have to work a couple days in a row, then so be it. And don’t be late. As for your task, you will model the equipment in the store you are told to wear and draw in customers. We will let you sign a consent form later if you want to do other things for more money, but for now let’s just get started with your first day. Blink twice for no, blink once slowly for yes.”

Holy moly. The outfit you are wearing had to be worth a couple grand on its own. Model? Just wear a straitjacket and that's it? Easiest money ever made. You are held by Chris and you try to list negatives but your mind can’t think of any. David waits patiently for your answer.