You lie

"Uh..." you say, trying to think of what to say. "Actually, I just got a job at the Tribune and I also got a tip about this party," you lie. It's not a particularly creative lie.

"Wow! Congratulations! I interviewed there a few months ago and I didn't get the job but it's amazing that you did! I can't believe we're working on the same story!" Kelly says, sounding genuinely excited for you. Again, she seems tempted to hug you but she refrains from doing so.

You have an idea. "Hey, how about we work together on the story? I can get my editor to include your name in my article," you say.

"Really?! That would be fantastic! That would really help my blog and career!" Kelly says.

"Great, shall we walk around and check out the place now that we can see?" you suggest.

"Yeah, and it's nice to have a partner since I can't take any notes!" Kelly responds and you both start walking around, taking in the sights of people engaged in all sorts of sexual activity. While the 2 of you are walking together, you're maintaining some distance from each other and several times men go up to the pretty Kelly to proposition her for sex and she has to constantly turn them down, although there's nothing she can do with the constant grabbing and groping by people who just walk by her, men and women. As for you, a buxom brunette approaches you and you have to use all your willpower to turn her down and she ends up pairing up with a guy Kelly just shot down.

Kelly gets closer to you. "Geez, I wish men would stop asking me to have sex with them!" she remarks.

"Well, it's a compliment in a way, if you think about it..." you say.

"Yeah, but I'm walking with you, why would they assume I'm just up for grabs?"

You shrug. "Maybe it's not obvious that we're together."

Kelly smirks and she grabs your arm and clings to you. "Hopefully this works then," she says as you 2 keep walking.

Not 2 steps later, a tall guy comes up to Kelly. "Hey girl, how about you wrap your lips arou-"

"Can't you see I'm with someone already?!" Kelly exclaims at the tall guy.

He holds up his hands defensively. "Woah, no need to bite my head off. It just didn't look like you 2 were doing anything. Look around! Everyone's touching or sucking someone's something! It's all free game!" he says, clearly drunk, before he shakes his head and storms off.

Kelly hugs you closer and you feel her nipple poking against the back of your arm. "Ugh, we can move 2 feet without someone trying to grope us or have sex with us!" she says in frustration as another man walking pass slaps her ass.

"Do you want to leave?" you ask.