In Alan's house

"Well, if you're that eager to visit me naked..." Alan said with a grin. He stepped aside and Lauren darted past him, giving him a glimpse of her big butt before standing butt naked and dripping wet in the middle of his living room.

"My things were stolen!" Lauren explained frantically. "I need you to give me clothes!"

"Sorry Lauren, all my stuff is at the laundry mat." Alan said.

Alan was actually sure he had something laying around, but he wasn't about to help Lauren get dressed! THis was too fun!

"Dammit!" Lauren said, stomping a bare foot.

"Ooh, looks like a nasty rash you've got down there." Alan said, pointing at her crotch. Sure enough, around her hand little red dots were plainly visible.

"AHH!" Lauren squealed. "Don't look down there!"

"Well, where should I look?" Alan asked. "Not a lot to see up top."

Lauren's jaw dropped at the not so subtly diss. She clutched her minuscule mounds tighter.

"Shut up!" Lauren pouted. "You don't know what you're talking about!"

"Sure," Alan said dismissively while Lauren fumed.