John vs. Johnny

John and Sophia stuck around to watch Matilda and Francis get publicly whipped before being banished.

After that they began to head to Walker Castle. This was when a bolt of lightning came flying at them. John and Sophia both jumped out the way.

"Who are you?" asked Sophia.

Out of the shadows stepped a man.

"The name is Johnny Despragus" he said, "and you're been copying me"

Johnny was pointing at John.

"What?" said John.

"You have the same name as me" said Johnny, "that makes it plagiarism"

"Because my name is also John?"

"Oh no, a few people had names like Matilda and Francis"

"Were they a princess or your own sister... ? Jesus Christ, lots of people have similar names"

"Well, my Francis was his first name and... You met a dryad"

"Did you invent dryads or something?"

John turned to Sophia.

"Seriously, did this Johnny Despragus guy invent dryads?"

"They're existed for centuries so thats unlikely" said Sophia.

"You're copying me" said Johnny.

"Are you a prince?"

"No"

"An incubus?"

"No"

"Do you have a harem that includes a slime girl or a **** knight?"

"No"

"Have you ever fought an oni?"

"No"

"Did you die and get reincarnated in another universe?"

"No but I'm a thief and wizard, thats basically the same thing" said Johnny.

"Did you enter your sister's dream and fuck her?" asked John.

"No but I did fuck my mom"

"Oh, so by that logic, you're copying several other people"

"He also wrote what was basically a gender swap of Princess Rapunzel" said Sophia.

"So he's not exactly a paragon of originality himself. Wait a minute, you know this guy?"

"Yes, he is one of the homunculus' that comprise the Many. In fact, he was the first one created"

"So he's the strongest?"

"No, of course not. He was the first one created. The original Despragus improved the models since then"

"I am the original" said Johnny, shooting another lightning bolt.

"Can't you just use your arousing ability?" asked Sophia.

"On another guy?" said John, "I don't swing that way"

Sophia came running at Johnny.

"Wait, don't" said John.

Johnny shot lightning into Sophia. Unfortunately, Sophia's metal armour ended up acting as a conductor, frying her worse than normal. She was ****, leaving John to fight Johnny on his own.

"Dammit, I can't believe I'm doing his" he said.

John used arouse on Johnny. Johnny found himself fighting a boner.

"What the fuck?"

John used the distraction to run to Johnny and kick him in the balls. Suddenly, three other Johnnies appeared.

"More of you?"

"My old homunculus' were uncontrollable so I created some more obedient ones that actually understand that they are just copies of me"

The lesser Johnnies fired lightning at John who threw his sword into one of them, hitting him in the heart.

The lightning strikes all ended up following the sword and hitting the Johnny it stabbed.

"I see that your lightning spells are drawn towards metals" said John.

"It means that your one weapon is useless against us" said the lead Johnny.

John just grabbed ahold of the lead Johnny, holding him in front of him.

"Lets see your copies shoot lightning at me with you in the way"

This **** the other two Johnnies to run at John with their swords drawn. John used the lead Johnny as a shield causing one of his copies to stab him. Unfortunately, this didn't cause his copies to die like John expected.

However, it now meant their creator couldn't give any new orders. John aroused the Johnny in front of him, causing him to develop a boner. Due to the lowered intelligence of these copies, this Johnny pulled his dick out and began masturbating in the middle of battle.

John backed away from the Johnnies. The not masturbating Johnny fired lightning. However because the masturbating Johnny had a sword and John didn't, the lightning went flying to him. It was obvious that the henchmen Johnnies were pretty stupid and John could probably trick the last into electrocuting himself.

John just stood there with his arms out, waiting for the last Johnny to strike. As predicted, the final Johnny attempting to shoot lightning at John but the bolt was attracted to his sword, electrocuting himself. With all the Johnnies dead, John approached Sophia.

"I better take her to get healed"