Prank involvement

"Excuse me, sir?"

Kevin looked up from his phone as he heard a voice behind him. He was prepared to ask what the person wanted until he saw her and his jaw dropped open. The naked woman had her hands over her breasts and a coy smile, as if she were secretly enjoying her predicament.

"Hey...have you seen a pink sports bra and shorts around here?"

Blinking and shaking himself out of his stupor, Kevin found the ability to speak. "Um...no. No, I haven't."

The woman let out a chuckle and didn't stop smiling. "No, I guess you didn't. That would've been too easy."

"Um, I'm sorry," Kevin said.

"Oh no, it's not your fault," the woman said. "My friends thought it would be funny to make me run naked around the alley back there. They must have moved them somewhere else."

"What kind of friends would do that?" Kevin asked.

"Ones who I was stupid enough to bet against," she said.

The whole situation was just getting more and more confusing. "Okay then. Do you need me to call someone?"

"Nah, that's fine," the woman said. "This really isn't the first time this has happened. Just the first time in a place this public, you know?"

"No, I really don't." Kevin was beyond shocked at how calm this woman was at being naked in public. Cars were passing them by in the distance. One even drove by them on the street.

"Are you sure you don't need help?" Kevin asked.

The woman thought for a second. "Well, if you're really offering, I could use some help finding my asshole friends. I'm sure they left some kind of hint about where they hid my clothes."

"Wouldn't they just take them home?" Kevin asked.

The woman shook her head. "Too simple. They like making things more complicated. I swear, they think they're The Riddler, or something."

She stopped covering her breasts for a moment to clap her hands together, as if she were driving a point home. "So, want to help me find my clothes?"

Kevin thought for a moment. He felt bad this poor woman was naked in public, but he also didn't know just what kind of situation he was walking into. Did he really want to spend the day chasing around a naked woman looking for discarded clothes? And what about his plans for the day?