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Little riddle for ya: It has 3 heads, 6 arms, 6 legs, 4 breasts, 4 vaginas and 1 penis. What is it?

The Answer: Us 3!

Hello, my name is Hope, this gal on my right is Faith and the gal on my left is Charity. Normally, you would expect me just to point at them and not say "My left" and "My right". But here is where our story gets really fascinating. We are conjoined triplets. Yes, you heard that right. TRIPLETS!!! But wait, it gets better! I haven't described our anatomy yet!

See, you must think that when you have 6 arms, 6 legs and 3 people, it automatically means that you gotta divide the number of arms and legs by 3 and you get 2 arms and 2 legs per person, right? Well, that's not necessarily true. Definitely not in this case. When you look at us, you must wonder what an amazing freak of nature we must be: Perfectly symmetrical, 6 feet, 6 inches tall, muscular, yet gorgeous, red-heads, pale, blue eyes, no visible genetic defects in spite of sharing one single torso, just wide enough to host 3 heads, FFF-sized tits, cheerful... Just 3 sisters done to perfection. No reason to believe that there would be any pre-natal imperfection.

Well, guess again! We're about 1 in only 10 documented cases of conjoined triplets in human history! Likely the first one to survive infancy, much less to reach adulthood. Here are the facts: Faith and Charity share all 12 limbs between them! Yep, that's why I'm saying "on my right" and "on my left" They have each 3 arms, 3 on the right and 3 on the left. They control each their own side. We're not strictly speaking conjoined triplets. The 2 of them are more like common narrow conjoined twins joined at the sides, from shoulder to hip, with one parasitic triplet squeezed in between them. They each have 3 legs and hence 2 crotches, each with one vagina. The same goes for breasts. They have 2 on each side and I can't feel a single one of them. As a matter of fact, I feel pretty much nothing on our shared body. I can't feel either of our breasts, I can't feel or control either of our limbs, I can't breathe, can't feel or use either of our vaginas. I feel almost nothing that can be reasonably considered our body. I also have no bladder, no reproductive system, as I said, no lungs, no heart, as Faith and Charity have each their own on their own sides and none in the middle, same with kidneys, and virtually no vital organs as most of them are shared

Now you definitely need to ask: "What do you even have?" To put it simply, very little. But to be more detailed, I have my head, obviously, I have esophagus, leading to our shared stomach, which then leads to our shared bowels, which then leads to MY anus. Yes, I am the one for waste disposal. Same with pissing, for which I have my penis. More about that later.

The last question you must have: "How are you talking when you don't breathe?" Well I don't breathe strictly speaking, but I have a sac in the middle of our chest into which I inhale to speak. According to our doctors, It what was supposed to be my single lung that however failed to develop, so when I inhale, it merely inflates and deflates and doesn't oxygenate our blood. I'm glad that I can at least talk.

So, regarding to my penis, it is actually a key to our birth anomaly: Us. I'll simplify it to you, not just because you probably wouldn't understand it, but also because it is totally greek to me as well. But out of some mysterious reason that puzzles all the greatest doctors in the world to this day, at first, there were conjoined twins in our mother's womb and a fraternal triplet who is now assumed to be male. The mystery was that I fused with them as a conjoined triplet and in the process lost my all maleness, with the exception of my penis, which is even bigger mystery. Even though it's mine and I use it to pee with my sisters' help and it can get stiff, I don't really feel it. I can feel my full bladder, but not the penis. It still puzzles doctors why I was even born with it, since I can't feel it and it doesn't ejaculate.