Porn is always there for you.

You can't believe you ever wasted time going to school and studying and working long hours to make a future of even more stress and pointless toil. Instead you follow the old cliche, if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

"That's right porno piggy princesses and wanna be whimpery wankers, it's time for Shrink Wrapped Sissy Bois! The only live spurt where loser incelebrities are immortalized as they are covered every inch in rubber as I tease and torment them and fill them with so much porn pork in their throat and cunt that they look ready to burst. Watch them whimper and beg to be transformed so they can feel my pornflesh inside them. Who knows, maybe a condom will break? And if my real paypig porn pumpers send enough tips, I'll give you the address and time the next time we film this and you can be the rubber bitch next time."

You stroke your sissy shaft as you watch yourself on your phone while Lexi sets up your next scene. You still remember how the lil' commie creeper finally broke down in "Porno Piggies POV PPV"

"That's right you lil' virgin vixens. Slip into your sister's slutties pair of silk panties and edge your assholes with my silicon sculpted sissy shaft dildo, available only on my PayPiggy Bank Marketplace. Out of money, don't worry, we offer the most predatory financing available. Jerk your future awaaaay." The camera steadily pulls in on your pulsing shaft as you purr and plug your selection of plugs, and casts of your sissy cunt and your patented throat light. Eventually it fills the screen so all you can see is a throbbing vein as sucking sounds provide the score. In a matter of seconds the camera shift to reveal Alexi shifting into porn princess Lexi. "Mmmm see, porn piggies? Even the camera cuck had to get in on the action. So keep hitting that donate button. Hit it hard enough and you could be next."

The best part is that you make more money as a porn mogul than you ever would have with some mountain of student debt and a degree that helps you land a lucrative career at Starbucks. Since you own the means of production and your sissy film producer piggy is hypnotized by his porn goddess, you keep a nice slice of the profits but be sure to give a fair share to all the spin off sissies that keep your network throbbing and thriving. Even your dear old dad is proud of you, especially since you transformed her into your sissy mommy in "Sucking off 'Step'-Dad and getting fucked by 'Step' Mommy".

"SLURP mmm you taste so LICK good, SUCK 'Step' Daddy. I almost hope you don't KISS transform." The camera pans between your really real Daddy's conflicted face and your 100% certain countenance as you slide your plump porn pucker up and down his Daddy dick. "I SLURP have to call you my SUCK 'Step' Daddy for the MMMPH censors, but I think all my SHLLP porn pumper gooner gurls KISS know what I really MOAN mean." The camera captures your daddy's dick throbbing and exploding inside her mouth and quickly cuts between a three angle shot of him blossoming into a sexy shemale mommy. It only takes her a few moments to compose herself and punish her naughty sissy daughter for making her a porn milf. First with a shuddery, spurty spanking, and then with a punishing pussy pounding.

Yes, it's like your life is one big porno movie. You're eternally beautiful, with impossibly tight yet strechy porn holes, and an endlessly erotic yet stupidly simplistic plot that never gets old. And the best thing about living out a porno every day? They all finish with a...