Porkum Invites Sue Storm To A Drinking Game

The naked pig-man opened up a nearby refrigerator and pulled forth a few bottles. The Invisible Woman, in her cage, recognized top-shelf brands of tequila, vodka, gin. Porkum set the bottles on the floor, just out of the heroine's reach.

"What's yer poison?" he said, as he dropped into a squat. His pink prick lay sprawled on the floor, like a quiescent snake.

"I don't drink," Sue managed as she staggered to her feet and tested the bars. Weak as she was, they didn't even bulge.

The pink eyebrows rose. "Not at all? Not even a little bit? Not even a glass of wine after dinner? Now I find that hard to believe."

Sue Storm said nothing. She had no idea what game Porkum was playing, but she had no intention on cooperating with this criminal. Someone would come to rescue her. Eventually.

"Now, we got us a little problem, don't we?" Porkum said. "Here I am, mindin' my own business, and this beautiful woman breaks into my place. Naturally, I defend myself..."

"Pig!" Sue spat. "You're a criminal, those chocolates you sent me...!"

"A gift. One many women would appreciate," Porkum said, his dark eyes twinkled in the pale yellow light of the gem. "Is that why you came? The chocolates? Did you want more?"

"They're addictive," Sue spat.

"Heard women tell me that," Porkum said amiably. "Anyway. So here we are. If I let you go, you'll try to arrest me. But I can't keep you there forever, even if I wanted to. So what do I do?"

The Invisible Woman remained silent. She wanted to stick an invisible apple in his mouth, just to shut him up.

"We're gonna play a little game. A drinking game. Nice and friendly. You win, I'll let you go. You can do whatever you want to do after that. Arrest me, beat me up, whatever. I win...I still let you out, but you leave me alone. How does that sound?"

"And if I refuse?" Sue said.

The black eyes fixed on hers. "Somebody will come looking for you. Eventually. Probably. But I won't be here. Just pack my shit and go. Is that what you want? Locked in a cage like a bitch in a kennel, waiting for your owner to come back?"

Sue set her jaw. She hated dealing with criminals, but she was also in a bad spot. Wounded, powerless, caged. Worse, she had no backup; the rest of the Fantastic Four were in another dimension, the Avengers were out of town, and no one knew where she was headed except H.E.R.B.I.E., who wouldn't sound a distress call for at least 48 hours.

The Invisible Woman **** herself to stare Porkum in the eyes. It was better than her gaze to linger on the dick that trailed along the ground in front of him. At the very least, she needed to hear his terms before she made any promises.

"What are the rules?" she said.