Popcorn Bag Trick

You decide to do the ol’ “penis in the popcorn” trick. You’ve only seen it in movies, but why not give it a try?

You unzip your pants and make sure nobody is looking. Your tiny penis pokes out. You make a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag and shove your penis and balls into it, sitting in the bottom of the bag.

Bethany comes back. “Hey big boy, miss me?”

“Of course. The movie should be starting in a minute or so.” You say with a smile.

“Bethany, make sure to have some popcorn during the movie.” You wink.

She seems confused but kisses you on the cheek. “So mysterious but so cute.” She laughs.