Pool pandemonium

“Please God, let there be something, anything, here.” Pleaded Samantha. She crawled on all four, making sure that there wasn’t something hidden underneath the lockers.

“Sam, are you-“ Charlie barged into the room, getting a front row view of Sam’s ass.

“Charlie?! God, please don’t look!” She quickly turned around and sat down, covering her body behind her legs.

“I’m so sorry. I don’t know what’s going on, but you seem to be in trouble. Look, I found some clothes back there. Seems to-“

He couldn’t even finish his sentence or Sam’s eyes lit up. Finally, her nightmare is over!

“Wait, whose clothes are these?”

“Honestly, I haven’t the faintest-“

“YOU BITCH!” Echoed from the pool, attracting the attention from Sam and Charlie.

“YOU BITCH! Yelled Robin as she stormed off to Eve. “Those are MY pants! Were you planning on ditching us?”

“No! I only took your pants so I could get back to the dorm and fetch clothes for all of us.”

“Without discussing it with us? Typical, Eve, typical. You acting on your own is what got us into this mess!”

Andrew look up in confusion. “Wait, you were gonna ditch me as well?”

“Of course, Andrew. I’ve told you a million times before that I don’t like you, but you are sóóó convinced that I must love because you’re such a catch. Well, news flash, buddy! You are like popcorn kernel in your tonsil; annoying, completely stuck with you, and feeling nothing but the greatest relief when it’s finally gone! So I pray to God that you finally, FINALLY, get this…

You and I. Will. NEVER. Happen!”

Andrew remained quiet, but his red face and narrowed frown said enough.

This was not over.

Suddenly, her pants were pulled down. “Give them back!” Yelled Robin.

“Yeez, I already wanted to give them back already. Just let me-“ But as Eve tried to take them off, she stumbled backwards off the diving board. The way she fell launched the pants straight into Andrew’s face.

“Eve, are you alright?” Sam ran towards the pool with Charlie.

“What the hell, Robin?” She yelled as she resurfaced.

“What the hell indeed!” A heavy voice came from the entrance. It was Steve from campus security.

“Crap, run!”

As Andrew fled through the girls locker rooms and Charlie through the boys locker room, the girls escaped through the backdoor.

Once outside, the following words were heard.

“Damn it Eve, I swear you will be mine!” Cursed Andrew, as he stepped into Robin’s pants to cover his shame. He thought about going back to his dorm to get dressed, when a thought occurred to him.

The girl’s clothes were scattered across campus. If he could find them before they did and return them, he could be their hero. And if not, he could **** Eve into dating him in return for her clothes.

And thus with a sly grin walked Andrew across campus with perverted determination.

“Damn it, I lost Sam!” Cursed Charlie, “if security finds her like this…” As he looked at Andrew’s clothes, he said, “well, at least she has that.”

“Damn it, Robin! Why did you have take my pants!”

“MY pants, you mean! None off this-“

“BOTH OFF YOU STOP!” a startled Robin and Eve looked at Sam. “What happened to your truce? You two just had to fight again, and now we lost another article. You two are the worst people to be stuck with in the nude!”

Robin scratched behind her head and Eve looked away.

“I am really sorry, Sam. We were really childish. Look, whatever we find next, you get to wear it, alright?”

“Thanks. Although…” Sam realized. “What if the next item is Eve’s bra? I mean, I might be able to squeeze into yours, Robin. But there is absolutely no way I’ll be able-“

Eve covered her friend’s mouth. “Samantha, you are one of my dearest friends, and I really feel sorry for you right now. But one more word about my breasts, and I swear, I’ll push you into a crowded street. Capiche?” She grinned, but frustration was audibly heard. Sam simply nodded.

“By the way, what do you have in your hand, Sam?”

“Oh, Charlie found some pile of clothes. When we took off, I must’ve grabbed something.”

“Is that… Andrew’s… boxers?” Eve almost gagged at the realization.

“Should, should one of us wear it?” Asked Robin.