Pirate Panic

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Sahara shivered involuntarily. “I suddenly feel very ill.”

“Let’s just get in before we freeze to death”, Ashley suggested with a groan.

With Megan now “properly” clothed. (Even though Ashley and Sahara agreed that she looked absolutely scandalous) the three were at last able to enter the tower and board the elevator.

Checking the buttons there were only three options available. The underwater restaurant at the ground floor. The penguin aquarium, which occupied the majority of the tower and the manager suite at the very top.

“An underwater restaurant sounds very romantic, Daddy!”, Sahara happily suggested.

“We should focus on the task at hand”, Ashley responded, managing to not mention that it was Sahara who did not want to meet for lunch.

Of course, he himself would like to check out the manager suite and make sure Dahlia was ok, but with how her condition was when he left her there was a decent chance she wasn’t even in her suite. Besides, this date, adventurer whatever should take priority.

Hence he had Megan hit the button to the aquarium and the elevator slowly began its ascend.

The elevator tube was transparent and allowed for a spectacular vista of the underwater aquarium. It seemed to be a lot larger than it appeared from the outside, but Ashley long since stopped questioning the spatial inconsistencies of this place.

“This aquarium is much grander than Luigina’s enclosure”, Sahara noted with a tinge of envy.

She definitely had a point. The penguins were given an entire underwater castle and sunken ship to play around in, as well as more fish than they could possibly ever eat. This was a veritable penguin paradise! Heck, they had better living quarters than most of the contestants.

…

It pissed Ashley off for some reason. Smug bastards.

“It looks even more splendid at night with the lights on”, the aquatic caretaker declared with a wistful sigh. “Daddy, can we have our wedding at that castle over there?”

...what wedding?

“Oh, but if it is underwater I can’t wear a white dress”, the delusional blonde continued. “That will not do...perhaps if I wear a diving suit over my dress? I definitely want Luigina to be our ring bearer. And I must inform Augustino to account for underwater acoustics when he composes our wedding march. Ah, Augustino is merely our estate’s personal song writer, no reason to get jealous there, Daddy. Geez…ehehehehe..”

Let’s just ignore her for now.

Ashley decided to divert his attention to his other companion.

Megan paid the spectacular sight no heed and had been sitting on the ground nose glued to her new laptop for the entire ride.

And calling it a ride was no overstatement. The elevator was in no hurry, clearly moving at a pace designed to show off the amazing aquarium to its guests. Finally, after about two minutes the capsule halted right in the middle of the aquatic enclosure.

“Now arriving, second floor.”

The usual mechanical voice (it sounded a bit like Morgan Freeman) announced.

...

Huh.

Odd. There didn’t seem to be any place to get out…

Then the elevator door opened.

And the water rushed in.

“GUAAAARGGGHHH!!!”

In less than a second, the entire elevator cabin was flooded.

IN HINDSIGHT, HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!

Ashley forced himself against the torrent, swam towards the elevator controls and started smacking buttons.

ACCESS DENIED! INSUFFICIENT PRIVILEGES

*BEEP* YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!

…Morgan?

Megan! They need Megan!

Ashley frantically tried to locate the NEET.

SHE WAS PLAYING AT HER LAPTOP!

WHAT THE ACTUAL *BEEP*! THEY ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO DROWN!

I mean, I guess she won’t drown.

BUT STILL! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TRAUMATIZED OR SOMETHING?! ACT SCARED AND TERRIFIED YOU LITTLE *BEEP*!

Then he felt a tug on his sleeve.

Sahara was looking at him.

She looked surprisingly calm for someone who is ABOUT TO DROWN!

Then she went towards Megan.

Grabbed her face.

And kissed her.

kissed another contestant +0.5VP

What the…?

It wasn’t just a simple kiss either. Sahara was really going to town on Megan’s lips. The startled NEET was too surprised to offer up any resistance and was completely at the blonde’s mercy.

It was kinda erotic Ashley had to admit. With them swimming and all it almost looked like two angels kissing. (Or maybe that was just the oxygen deprivation talking)

I mean, it was hot and all but they are just about to perish. Maybe Sahara was actually a closet lesbian and wanted to get it on before she dies? I mean, good for her, Ashley doesn’t judge. Lesbians are hot.

…

Oh wait, he wasn’t thinking straight(heh) Megan can breathe underwater. Could this actually work?

The kiss went on for quite some time. Eventually though(when Ashley was just about ready to pass out), Sahara let go of Megan’s lips and went over to the master.

She gave him a bit of a bashful, hesistant look which the master sure would find cute if he wasn't about to drown. Then, she slung her arms around him and kissed him deeply on the lips.

BWOAUH?

Ashley was too startled to even react, but sure enough, air was pumped into his system with surprising efficiency!

Once enough air had been deposited, Sahara released the kiss and turned herself away from him, smiling shyly.

For a moment, Ashley was too stunned to react.

Ok, ok, so they can share air like that. That’s good. That means all they need is to keep kissing Megan…

Well, under normal circumstances he of course wouldn’t impose himself on a girl like that. Kissing someone without consent is wrong.

But this is an emergency. If he drowns, Megan would probably be held responsible for killing him and be eliminated.

As a responsible master, he absolutely can not allow that to happen. It is his moral and legal obligation to kiss her!

He looked towards the NEET.

Who was in the process of swimming away.

…

THAT MURDEROUS PSYCHO!

Sahara understood the assignment and swam after her. Ashley gave chase as well, but that ridiculous costume he was wearing wasn’t exactly designed with mobility in mind.

Megan even went as far as turning herself invisible and for once he was actually grateful the perverted NEET was wearing that atrocious swimsuit. If nothing else, it’s aura of second hand embarrassment made locating her relatively simple.

The NEET was about as good of a swimmer as she was with any other physical activity and so Sahara managed to catch up with her relatively quickly and grab the struggling Hedgehog at her swimsuit.

Sahara also used this opportunity to wedgie up Megan’s swimsuit, exposing her freckled butt and making her at least halfway decent again.

Good job, Sahara.

wedgied another contestant for the first time +1 VP(halved to 0.5 VP)

get wedgied for the first time -1 VP (halved to 0.5 VP)

Megan squirmed considerably, but was ultimately defenseless as Sahara once again pressed her lips against the struggling menace.

By the time Ashley had caught up with the two, Sahara managed to deliver a fresh lungful of air to him, this time keeping Megan close to her chest(literally) to prevent her from escaping.

Ok, so far so good. They managed to avoid drowning.

But what now?

Should they head back to the elevator and retreat? Attempting to do any searching like this would be...challenging to say the least.

But then again what would that accomplish? Should they just try to find some scuba gear? Maybe get some of those doggie biscuits a perverted weirdo gifted Liz?

But would they even work on humans?

If nothing else this would be a considerable detour.

And at the very least they have an infinite(if rather uncooperative air supply) with them right now.

Ashley looked at Megan who still tried to squirm herself out of Sahara’s grasp. The blonde was stronger but if Megan would give them the slip at any point, they are goners.

Well, they probably would just get revived by their host but suffocating to death was still an experience Ashley could do without.

If only there was a way to ensure Megan would be cooperative.

...

Ah.

It was perhaps a bit cruel but…

Yoink!

Ashley snatched Megan’s laptop away.

The NEET immediately widened her eyes and tried to grab it back.

Instead, Ashley started typing.

Sure enough, the text to speech worked even underwater, albeit it came out a bit garbled.

Megan just glared angrily at him.

Awesome.

Megan still looked like she wanted to throw acid in his face but nonetheless gave a slow nod.

Sahara was already on it. Kissing Megan before once again transferring the air to him.

This feels...somewhat ineffective.

And now Sahara looks like she wants to maul his face. Cool.

...

Perhaps this goes without saying...but this was easier said than done.

This place was utterly humongous and it’s not like they have any directions to go after. Well, Ora said something about a pirate treasure, but Ashley couldn’t care less about that.

Ah wait.

Ashley decided to ask some of the locals for directions.

BWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE *BEEP* IS WRONG WITH THESE *BEEP* *BEEP* BIRDS?

HOLY *BEEP*!

WHAT GOOD ARE PENGUINS ANYWAYS? IT’S NOT LIKE THEY SERVE AN IMPORTANT FUNCTION IN THE ECO-SYSTEM! THEY SHOULD ALL BE EXTERMINATED! THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT PENGUINS!

Sahara demanded the laptop and started typing.

Through some miracle, Ashley actually managed to suppress the urge to bonk her. Better not risk angering his air supply.

His rage was further diverted by Megan, who was doing some charades with her hands.

…

A Mongolian Mongoose trying to renegotiate an arms deal?

Well, Ashley is no Andy so he has no clue what the *BEEP* she is trying to tell him.

Oh.

Yeah, that would have been his second guess.

The NEET nodded.

Of course, it crossed Ashley’s mind that the pirate treasure and the key could be one and the same, but that felt a tad too convenient for the deranged mind of their psycho host.

But it’s not like he had any better leads. So, why not? What do they have to lose?

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BONK!

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..

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“What happened to your clothes?”, Dahlia asked while squinting her eyes when Kikki appeared in front of her essentially naked.

“Some small complications”, the half-imp responded, attempting but not really succeeding in sounding cheerful. “You called me for your daily dose of spankings?”

Dahlia gave her a suspicious look. She certainly wasn’t the first person who ended up naked in this hotel.

Well, it probably just means Shizu and Ash succeeded in their mission.

The brunette allowed herself to relax. With her punishing Carol and Ash taking on Kikki, they really dealt the bullies a heavy blow.

But they couldn’t relax just yet. The biggest evil remains loose and it was also the reason why Dahlia returned once again to Kikki’s room to get spanked.

It was a purely pragmatic decision really. Punishing Carol has taken a lot out of her, especially with her climax ban still on. Her breasts had swollen to a prodigious size. Far too big to make the trip up to her tower.

Besides, with Carol out of commission they would be rather undisturbed here. Of course, that does mean she was still dressed in nothing but that silly cow underwear. At least Kikki appeared to be in an even worse position for once.

“Fine, fine”, the half imp said with a shrug. “I am quite busy today, so let’s get this over with…”

SMACK!

“Eeep!”

Kikki’s tail tensed up as she just experienced the very unpleasant sensation of receiving a hard spank on her butt.

Received Spanks: 1

This did of course not escape Dahlia’s attention. “What’s wrong?”

“N-Nothing you need to concern yourself with”, Kikki responded through gritted teeth, resisting the impulse to grab her own butt. That would be far too telling.

Telling Dahlia about her issues wouldn’t accomplish anything here. Best case the brunette does nothing, worst case she would abuse it.

“Let’s get you over the sink so we can get started.”, half naked half imp suggested

Dahlia was of course curious, but she did have a truce with the half-imp and if she wants any chance of vanquishing the evil that plagues Ash, she needs her chest reduced to a more manageable size.

And so she found herself once again bent over the sink, presenting her behind to the imp.

But this time Kikki was not enjoying herself.

In fact, she was considering not showing up to Dahlia’s summon at all but that could be considered as breaking their truce. In her current situation that would be extremely dangerous.

As such her current objective was just to get this over with as quickly as possible.

She raised her baton and delivered a smack to Dahlia's rear.

SMACK!

“E-eep!”

At the same time as her baton made contact she received another hard smack on her own butt.

Received Spanks: 2

And they definitely deserved to be called hard! Kikki expected some little smacks, that would be more a nuisance than anything but these two spanks alone were enough to set her butt on fire!

The same scene repeated itself with the next smack and by this time Kikki knew that this was no coincidence. Someone was clearly having a laugh at her expense.

Received Spanks: 3

“What’s wrong?”, Dahlia asked again, this time more insistent “If something’s going on, you should tell me. We are allies.”

“I-it’s nothing”, Kikki responded with a strained smile.

She just needs to get through this. The longer she dallies the more annoying this will get.

Kikki let her baton descend again.

SMACK!

SPANK!

Received Spanks: 4

“Ouch!”, Kikki couldn’t help but jump. This was starting to really hurt!

The brunette had enough. This was clearly not working. She turned herself around. “Kikki, tell me what’s going on.”

“Nothing”, the half-imp still stubbornly refused. But her sweaty face said otherwise. Something was very much wrong here and Dahlia doubted it was just her losing the luck stone.

“I know this is probably related to your punishment”, Dahlia said slowly. “But I doubt Ash would do anything that hinders your ability to do your job, so please just trust me.”

In response, Kikki still just smiled.

As if she could trust this thing! At most she is a useful idiot to be manipulated, nothing more.

The silver haired girl took a deep breath. “Mind if we take a break here? I need a minute to...”

She stopped mid sentence.

Because her body started glowing.

And something weird and red appeared on her nose.

“Eh?”

It of course didn’t stop there. Next a large, floppy, jingling hat was placed on her head, big enough to even engulf her horns.

“A jester hat?”, Dahlia observed. “She remembered Megan had to wear something similar during her initial guide stint.

“Of course it’s something stupid like that”, Kikki grumbled in annoyance.

Unfortunately, for the half imp it didn’t stop there.

Next, something bulky and round appeared around her torso.

A barrel.

No other way to look at that. This was a barrel.

“Oh, come on!”, Kikki whined.

Her attire still wasn’t done. Two clothespins affixed themselves to her nipples, painfully squeezing them. And lastly, almost as a final indignity a blindfold was placed on her.

“H-hey!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 5

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 6

“S-stop spanking meeee!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 7

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 8

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 9

The spanks came hard and fast now, alternating between cheeks and causing Kikki to flail around comically.

“Awaawaawaa!!!!”

All the while, Dahlia watched the whole fiasco while slowly blinking.

“It looks Karma has finally caught up with you.”

“Don’t say thaaaaat!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 10

Not wanting to deal with the pain any longer Kikki removed the clothespin on her aching nipples as well as the blindfold.

She was a bit surprised that she could do so without issue, but the moment the half-imp did, a timer appeared inside of her mind, counting down from 30 minutes.

Figures that things couldn’t be that easy.

Taking a deep breath to calm herself, Kikki took a look around.

And found Dahlia with a phone trained on her.

“Say cheese…”

“D-DON’T TAKE A PHOTO!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 11

“OUCH!”

FLASH!

“Adorable”, Dahlia said with a teasing chuckle.

“W-we have a truce!”, Kikki blurted out. “Are you trying to go back on your word?”

“Not at all”, Dahlia responded sweetly. “If I show these pictures to Ash he might feel a sense of catharsis and forgive you for being such a brat. So this is in your best interest, see?”

“Oh, that is just ridiculous!”, Kikki pouted and attempted to remove the barrel.

SMACK!

SMACK!

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 12, 13 and 14

“EEEEEEEEEP!!!!”

A barrage of rapid successive spanks hit Kikki.

“I don’t think they want you take off any more items”, Dahlia suggested. “In fact, you should probably thank them for allowing to take the clothespin and blindfold off.”

That was hardly much of an allowance, Kikki knew. She would have to wear everything for 23 hours a day. How is she supposed to sleep like this?

“T-thank you…”, Kikki pressed out nonetheless. She needed a break. Some breathing room to formulate a plan on how to deal with this.

“Well, it’s a start”, Dahlia smiled mischievously. “Why don’t you do a cute pose for them?”

“P-Posing?”, Kikki nearly blurted the word out. “N-No way! There’s no way….”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 15

“Seems the heavens agree with me”, Dahlia nodded ponderously. “If you wish the spanks to stop, you have to pose and apologize for being naughty.”

The worst part about this was that Kikki knew Dahlia was probably correct.

She went pretty hard on the brunette yesterday. Surely the members of the audience who are a fan of her want to see her get payback.

“Let’s see…”, Dahlia tipped her chin. “How about...you give me a cute little salute? To show that you’re obedient now?”

“I AM NOT GOING TO…”

SMACK!

SMACK!

SMACK!

SMACK!

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 16, 17,18,19 and 20

This time the barrage was vicious enough that the half-imp almost saw stars.

“Uggggghhhhh….!”

“P-please forgive me for being naughty…”

FLASH!

“Aww, there’s my cute clown soldier”, Dahlia teased. “I bet the audience loves this. In fact...let’s see some more poses.”

“Are you kidding m….”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 21

“I think what we should be going for is...clumsy cute clown.”

Kikki wasn’t sure what was worse, the humiliation, the smug smirk on Dahlia or the fact that the spanks did indeed cease while she was degrading herself.

“This one’s definitely my favorite”, Dahlia nodded.

“Ugggghhhh…..”

Kikki had almost reached her breaking point. Normally she was tougher, both mentally and physically. The half-imp was excellent when it comes to rolling with the punches and turn her defeats into her opponents phyrric victories.

There was just one issue in this particular situation..

Kikki really, really, really HATES spankings!

And this was eating in the few precious minutes she had without having to wear a blindfold/having her nipples squeezed.

Unfortunately for the half-imp, Dahlia seemed nowhere near done with her. Having to spend an entire night in pure arousal hell does tend to leave you a tad vindictive.

“Now..what pose should we try next…”

“S-stop it alreaaaadyyyy!”

...

Cursed Luckstone: Ability check: dhajsekshdes+on38hj93£

O-Oh...Oh no…

“I-I didn’t mean to make this a check!”, Kikki complained. “Take it back!”

But it was too late.

Already she plopped herself down on her butt.

The barrel was unfortunately not as much of an obstacle as the athletic ballet dancer would have liked and with a bit of contracting she easily managed to slip her luckstone between her legs and started to pleasure herself.

“Really?”, Dahlia asked with a raised eyebrow.

“I’m not doing that on purpooooose!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 22

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 23

“Stop spanking meeee!”

As if the humiliating masturbation session wasn’t enough, whoever decided to be in charge of her spanks decided that now was the perfect moment to resume her spanks!

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 24

SMACK

Received Spanks: 25

FLASH!

“D-Don’t take pictures!”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 26

“Nope”, Dahlia said, cheekily sticking her tongue out.

“T-this is definitely going too far”, Kikki gasped between bouts of pleasure and pain. “I...I consider the truce broken if you don’t stop!”

That actually gave Dahlia pause. She wasn’t a bully so she wouldn’t go back on her word.

Maybe she was enjoying this a bit too much? She squeezed her legs together as she stared at the frustrated half-imp pleasuring herself even as her behind was getting smacked. It was quite...stimulating.

Of course Dahlia would never do something as degrading as just masturbate for everyone to see. Thinking about it, Carol did the same thing a few days ago. Maybe public masturbation is just something all bullies have in common?

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 27

“Uggghhh, it hurts sooooo much!”

Incidentally…

The spanks Kikki received are perfectly tailored to be just slightly above her pain tolerance. Painful enough that they absolutely are something Kikki wants to avoid but not at a torturous level.

Furthermore, while her butt will certainly be red and sore, she will not suffer any injuries from these spankings.

Bottom line: Don’t feel too bad for her and feel free to purchase more spanks! You may even give special directions to how they should be applied. If no directions are given, spanks will be applied at the discretion of the Magic Cherry shop.

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 28

“Bwaaaaahhhh!!!”

“Fine, fine”, Dahlia relented with a sigh. “Maybe you actually learned something from this.”

Grrrr….

Kikki is going to destroy her butt when it’s her turn again!

The only saving grace was that Kikki could feel her orgasm rising up. Of course she won’t actually get one, but at least that will finally allow her to stop masturbating.

Sure enough, the moment where the half imp would have gone over the edge came and with it the usual frustration.

Unfortunately…

That is when whoever was in charge of these spanks decided to go for the finishing spurt.

SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!SMACK!

Received Spanks: 29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36 and 37

“BWUAAAAAAHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!”

Kikki gasped and squealed before finally collapsing on the bed, desperately trying to grab and soothe her butt with tears in her eyes.

“You are all so meeeeeeeaaaaaan!”

Dahlia meanwhile smiled down on the defeated bully.

True enough, this will interrupt her quest to punish the evil hounding this hotel.

But even a Hero needs a break sometimes.

FLASH!

take an embarrassing picture of another contestant +1 VP

First Time Bonus! +1 VP

have an embarrassing picture of you taken -1VP

First Time Bonus! -1 VP

“What did I do to deserve thiiiiis?”

SMACK!

Received Spanks: 38

Climax converter: + 10 BP

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END OF EPISODE REPORT:

VP and BP standing:

1) hotel jester: Kikki Peshkova: 65.25VP 5967 BP

2) Devotee: Carol Summers: 31.5 VP 320 BP

3) Doggie: Liz Sinclair: 30.25 VP 175 BP

4) nude nurse: Shizuka Hayabusa: 25.5 VP 168 BP (962 BP collateral, outstanding debt: 3038 BP, 1 BE smoke,500 BP to be awarded)

5) Cowslut: Dahlia Black: 18.5 VP 4598 BP

6) Hag: Miss de Sade: 17.5 VP 3200 BP

7) NEET: Megan Watson: 7.25 VP 322 BP

8) Daddy's girl: Sahara Marvelous: -7.75 VP 2212 BP

pot: -22.5 Victory points

total: 165.25 Victory Points

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