Pinocchio Cowers before the Orcess.

Needless to say, I damn near shit myself. Before I could stammer out an explanation, Giovanna came sprinting up the road behind me.

"THERE YOU ARE MOTHER FUCKER! I'M GOING TO FUCKING-" she stopped short as she saw the orcess. "oh.... Hey Shawna."

Upon seeing her, the orcess' demeanor changed completely. In a deft motion, she flipped the axe back around and began leaning on it like a staff, grinning. "Well if it isn't the lovely Giovanna. I assume you are responsible for this young man?" Giovanna was wearing what she normally wore in the privacy of her own home. Overalls, and nothing else, giving the town the best sideboob in all the land. Shawna leered at her, undressing her with her eyes.

I knew that look. I had an idea.

Scrambling onto my hands and knees, I prostrated myself before the guard. "Please noble town guard, you have to help me. Should this woman lay hands on me, she will cut off my penis."

The grin melted off Shawna's face, as she contemplated the situation (opportunity?) before her. "Is this true?"

Giovanna glared defiantly, brandishing the hack saw she was still carrying. "So what if it is? This little bastard tried to **** himself on me and then broke my window. Besides, I don't really see how this is any of your business."

"hmm. Well we he certainly seems like a handful. Very well. The easiest way to resolve this is to do the deed here." She seized my neck and flipped me onto my back. "Hand me the saw." she said.

Oh fuck. Had I miscalculated?

Giovanna stepped cautiously towards Shawna, holding out the saw. Shawna reached for the saw... and seized her wrist. She twisted her whole body around, and Giovanna found herself face down with her arm wrenched behind her back.

"SHAWNA YOU BITCH! I'M GOING TO- MMMPPH!!". With her free arm Shawna produced a leather strap and wound it around her head, gagging her.

"Giovanna the carpenter, you are hereby under the care of the town guard for disturbing the peace, threatening bodily harm, and-" she paused to casually stick one hand into her overalls, groping her breasts, squeezing her nipples. "-lewd conduct." She cuffed the smaller woman and hoisted her onto her shoulder, completely ignoring Giovanna's squirming attempts to get away. Giovanna was practically crying tears of frustration now.

Upon seeing this, I felt a pang of what I would later know to be guilt. "What's going to happen to her?" I asked tentatively.

"Hmm?" Shawna looked at me in surprise, as if she had forgotten entirely that I was there. "Oh, the court system in this country is a joke. Unless you're a murderer or a traitor, nobody gives a shit. She'll be out in a day or two at most." She smirked. "It will be a _fun _day or two though." She slapped Giovanna's ass and it jiggled. Giovanna's indignant cussing around her gag rose a couple levels, to the point where I could almost understand her.

Shawna rolled her eyes. "Bitch, if you don't want to get arrested, you should come by the station more often. The squad missed you. I miss you. It's been what, a week? We party all the time. What difference does it make if you're tied up? You've always been so weird about this."

The picture of a naked and helpless Giovanna being gangbanged by Shawna and her town guards, completely replaced my nascent guilt with horniness. "Um... could I come along? Just to make sure that she's... okay?"