Pinkvalley keeps on winning

Of course, the Greenvalley girls couldn't let it rest there. So, next week, Betty and Peggy wagered the dignity of their respective towns on an all-out, no-limits game of strip poker. Which Betty lost, again. So this time the Greenvalley girls had to wash the houses, weed the lawns and paint the fences of every last person living in Pinkwhistle, free from charge. And free from clothes, of course.

The next week, Betty and the Greenvalley cheer squad were spanked by the Pinkvalley football team until their bottoms glowed, and made to form a naked human pyramid in the park behind Pinkwhistle Town Hall. The week after that, Betty and Samantha Suzuki had to pose together for Playboy, and take out a full-page ad in a dozen national magazines announcing that Greenvalley sucked and Pinkwhistle ruled. The week after that, the entire female population of Greenvalley wasn't allowed to wear anything but cherries and whipped cream.

Greenvalley's summer of shame would go down in town history. Ben was now a master of hypnosis, but even he had to admit he wasn't entirely sure how he'd pulled it off.