Hank's road trip

Sheriff Nina Reyes was driving a minivan down the highway, somewhere in the Southwest. She wore a hot pink lacy thong, pink cowboy boots and a pink cowboy hat.

The minivan contained four spiky-haired biker girls, three more policewomen, two hitch-hiking French backpackers, a Mexican-American news anchoress, Bonnie Driscoll, and Hank. It was a very spacious minivan, though lots of cuddling was still necessary to fit them all in. Bonnie sat on Hank's lap. They were all wearing hot pink lacy thongs, except for Hank, who was naked and playing with Bonnie's boobs. She moaned and blushed bright red as he stroked her nipples and whispered naughty things into her ear.

Hank smiled to himself. He'd never seen the Grand Canyon before. He was looking forward to it.