Pick a better language!

Experiment?! “H-hey, stop!” You made to grab for the device, but Joanna tapped twice on the device and you froze in place. She could do that?? You tried to move but all you could do was turn your head; the rest of your body was completely frozen.

“Uh uh uhh!” Joanna wagged her finger at you. “We can’t have that, can we? Now, where was I? Oh yeah, languages! Of course a shrimpy weeb like you would choose Japanese. Come on, Lana, really? There’s so many better choices! Let’s see…”