Phanto 'Gasm

SERIES 2 EPISODE 10 DAY 6

Most of the Brigata return refreshed from the mid-day snooze. Elisa (Ariana) notices they are three short. “Have they no respect for their queen?” Elisa jokes “Neifile, you fetch Pampinea and Emilia, and Panfilo, wake up Dione.”

The two would be rousers set about their task. While Neifile (Selena) cannot find her quarries, Panfilo (Ed) stops her before she can enter the bedroom of Dione (Elio). He gestures her to keep quiet and then tiptoe into the eldest Brigata’s lair. Dione lies in between Pampinea (Monica) and Emilia (Aria) and whilst all 3 of them appear to be having erotic dreams, Dione’s hands are tickling the two vaginas. Neifile whispers “This is just like the bit with Filomena, Fiammeta and the gardener.”

We flashback to Series 1 Episode 7 with Jason, lying between the two women, frigging them off, while their hands are wrapped around his shaft.

”Almost, except his cock is unattended. If you suck him off you may have my cake.” offers Panfilo. Neifile hesitates, so the cheeky young man gives her an extra push, “Of course, if you are scared. Lauretta would definitely do it.” he fibs. As soon as she clasps her tiny hands around his erection, Dione starts to moan in his sleep just like his two sleeping companions.

“Go on suck it” Neifile’s sponsor encourages. Logistically this is impossible because Emilia is in the way but she leans over just enough to lick his glans which causes Dione to open his eyes. Panfilo perceives this but the girl is to busy working to notice. The younger man puts his fingers to his lips and Dione feigns sleep, doing his best to muffle his own cries. She increases her effort flicking her tongue out like a lizard, and Emilia wakes but the young girl’s concentration remains unbroken. Inevitably he cums on the young girl’s face causing her to stand up and those awake to applaud. Pampinea rises to see Neifile’s white stained visage and puts her hand over her mouth to suppress a laugh. Selena flees in embarrassment. “Naughty Panfilo” scolds Emilia, mockingly.

Once everyone is assembled, including Neifile with her eyes downcast, Elisa speaks “I believe it to be your turn, Emilia. Entertaineth thy queen!”
“While I cannot compete with what I have just witnessed …” Neifile’s eyes go lower, Emilia asserts “I shall do my best. In Florence, there lived a woolly headed wool merchant whose hobby as a leader of singers consumed most of his time …”

The camera pans through a door into Santa Maria Novella where Gianni Lotteringhi is conducting his singers. At the end of the song, the singers disperse and one of them goes up to the maestro. He asks if the merchant will be staying in Florence or visiting his wife in their country home. Gianni replies that he will be dining in the city tonight. “Well I would not leave such a beautiful woman alone on any night” advises his companion.
“I trust her completely” defends Gianni.

In her country bedroom, Monna Tessa (Monica) is riding Federigo (Elio).
“Thy … beauty … oh … oh … I must explode.” gasps her lover
“Worry thee not. My husband would not suspect even if I became with child, so fill me up.” He does as instructed and they lie on the bed next to each other.

“ Enchanting as ever my love, but it would be easier if thou givest me a signal in Florence, when thou sleepest alone.” requests Federigo. Tessa thinks for a moment and says
“On thy way home, I know thou passest by one of our vineyards. Look out for an ass’s head on a pole. If the head points toward Florence then knockest thou three times on the door and I shall come to thee.”

We are then shown this system in operation several times as, observing the head to be favourably positioned, the lover makes for the house and is later shown fucking Monna Tessa in a variety of positions.

However, one day, Gianni pays an unexpected visit. In the kitchen Tessa bids the maid lay out a picnic in her private garden but forgets to instruct the maid to wait for Federigo. After dining with her husband they go to bed early. Gianni wants to make love, but she tells him a soothsayer has told her that it was an inauspicious day for love.

There is a knock at the door and Gianni awakes and then a second at which he starts to get up. His wife bids him stay and says she has an explanation “It is a bogey. I told you it was a bad night.”
“But we did not make love?” he questioned.
“I am sorry my love, but I was dreaming of thee and spirits can witness our thoughts. That is why I went to the soothsayer because the phantom has tried to visit often. Please help me exorcise it.”
“Dost thou know how?”
“Verily, the wise woman did tell me. All I require of thee is that thou spittest when I tell thee.”

There is a third knock at the door. “Quickly, husband!” and they position themselves next to the entrance. “Bogey, bogey that goest by night,
Tail erect, thou camest, tail erect, take thy flight,
Begone to the garden, and the great peach before
And eat of thy supper and maybe some more. Now spit, GIANNI!” She says his name loudly in case Federigo should suspect another lover. Gianni spits. She repeats her rhyme another two times. “Now I have to dance naked around the peach tree until the phantom is expelled. Thou must not watch, lest the spirit becomes distracted from his meal and attacks me. Do not come whatever noise thou hearest.”

Gianni returns to bed fearful for his wife while she goes to the garden. Her lover is busy eating his supper. “I am here to be thy table” she announces and starts to place food on her body and pour wine on her pussy. He hungrily eats and lick every morsel and drop off her body.

“Would thou likest some sausage” he offers as he crawls on top of her to enjoy the taste of her cunt, while she uses her mouth to make his penis grow. She moans unrestrainedly whenever her mouth is not full but soon it is full of cum which she expels onto her face. “Until next time, my love. I have one more jest to play.”

Dawn is just rising and she taps her husband until he wakes. “The bogey has departed” she assures him.
Spotting the cum, he inquires “But what scars thy countenance?”
“Ectoplasm!” she, anachronistically, replies.

The Brigata laugh so much they are on their backs with the girls exposing their cunts. They have clearly consumed a lot of **** during the story.
“What, pray tell, is ectoplasm?” asks Lauretta (Kate).
“The fluid of hell” replies Emilia rolling her tongue sexily around her lips, "Mmmm, tasty."
This is too much for the younger girls and Selena, Elisa and Lauretta literally, and graphically, piss themselves.
“Prithee, use the privy” scolds a laughing Fiammetta (Eva) and all are in a state of utter collapse.