Personal Trainer

Rosa handed John a resume. "What do you see yourself doing here?"

"Management," said Rosa. "I have a degree in hospitality and hotel management."

"You seem to be in great shape. Do you work out?"

"Yes, in fact I teach a spin class twice a week, do yoga, and I run 10ks."

"We could use someone to work in the health center."

"I'm not a personal trainer."

"Just come with me," said John. He led Rosa to the hotel's health center. It had various work out equipment, a sauna, a steam room, hot tub, and studio for yoga or other classes.

"Again, I'm not a personal trainer," said Rosa.

"Then why are you dressed like that?"

Rosa looked down and saw she was wearing very tight, very short bike shorts and a tight lycra bra. Her dress shoes were now athletic shoes. She blinked a few times and lightly shook her head.

"Rosa, you love working out because sweaty men drive you nuts. You love licking hairy sweaty balls and tonguing out sweaty assholes. That's true isn't it?"

Rosa, still looking at her outfit, nodded.

"Let me show you are spin class studio." John led her to a studio. "This will be your bike."

Rosa gasped.