Personal Theories And Made Up Bylaws

I couldn’t believe what I heard from the phone’s speaker.

“OH DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T SLIP THEM OUT OF YOUR SLEEVE TO MAKE IT APPEAR THAT THEY WERE IN MY TOP!”

“And pray tell why would I do that to a stranger?”

“HOW THE FUCK AM I TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO STRANGERS. FUCK FOR ALL I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE YOU WANT TO PLANT ON ME TO BACK UP YOUR VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN US HERE!”

“My, wouldn't the security camera in this room be the perfect way for either of us to tell the truth in court!” Jim paused, then put a smile on his face, “You were aware that this entire building had CCTV cameras installed after two high profiled claims made against the Lost Prevention staff! Right?”

Maybe Jim’s phone was having problems with its colour, or maybe the blonde turned pale as a ghost, going even paler when Jim spoke next.

“So if in your words, I’m planting things on you I wonder if I’ll find anything else to plant if I did an internal search?”

Jim slipped her pink top off and followed that up by removing her skirt. “Now it’s my duty to inform you that under a new bylaw put into effect a month ago, I am obligated to make you aware that you are required by the law to remove any undergarment you may have on and submit to a video graphed internal search!”

Wow in all my time here, I never thought up such a bylaw! I’ll have to remember that and use it from now on! Hell, I’ll even pass it around to everyone so they can make it seem legal to have the ‘suspects’ strip for us!

The little blonde was either so out of clue about what was and wasn’t allowed or she was more worried about what the legal establishment would do to her than what Jim could do. Either way with trembling fingers the blonde began removing her thong quickly followed by her bra.

Now that should have been the point when the store CCTV camera mysteriously stopped functioning, and right on cue they did. The previously installed camera came on and just in time to hear Jim say, “Now if you’ll just come over to this table and lean over it with your feet spread apart the search can begin!”

The blonde did so and with trepidation on her face I watched Jim assume the position. In my mind Oh this should be good!