Permanently naked girlfriend

"I, Chole Price, pledge to be Max Caulfield's permanently naked girlfriend. As such, I promise that the only thing to be worn on my body is my smile; not even my beanie on my head. To cement this, I have placed every last article of clothing I own into a trash bag and tossed the bag into the river. All except the outfit I am currently wearing, which is to be immediately thrown into the dumpster upon arriving at Blackwell. If I am ever found with any article of clothing or other covering, Max Caulfield is to drag me out into the middle of campus and punish me any way she sees fit."

Chole found herself turning pale as she reread the note several times. The blue haired girl then looked up at Max, the other girl awkwardly scratching the back of her neck with an apologetic look.

"If it helps," Max began, "I did try to stop you from doing this. But you had already thrown all your clothes out the window and into the dumpster before jumping on me and tearing at my pajamas by the time I opened my mouth to say something."

"B-but... C-c'mon, Max!" Chole stammered, chuckling sheepishly and nervously. "Surely you don't expect me to go along with this? I mean, being your girlfriend? Absolutely! But you wouldn't expect me to be permanently naked, right?!"