Paula is pretty indifferent to the changes so far, and wants to bone.

Thinking about the changes, realistically Paula knew she should be horrified. She'd gained weight, grew hair, and now she...smelled. She should want to change back, as soon as possible. But instead, as her boyfriend asked her about her feelings, what she actually felt was kind of...indifferent. "It's not that bad," she replied, scratching an itchy buttcheek. "It could have been worse, y'know? I don't think this is anything to worry about." She let out a small toot of a fart then leaned in closer to Jed, leering at him. "I have been feeling frisky though. Wanna see if bigger is better in bed?"

As his girlfriend leaned in closer, Jed had to brace himself for the BO coming off of her, and he struggled not to let his immediate reaction to her offer show on his face. "I don't know, I just got home from work and your...well you're kind of a slob now, honey. I still love you, but it might take some time before I'd be up for...that."